So I was off work (and therefore off off-topic) on Thursday and Friday
It seems you all took the opportunity to sort a few things out in my absence. So, I think I have picked up:
- Legless has reset the bar for qotw failing
- /talk and /offtopic are now best friends
- Quentin is called Adam; everyone still thinks he's an unfunny cunt

Is there anything else I need to know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:11, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

your mum likes it up the jaffer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That is not new

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

YOU DIDN'T SAY NEW

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Shouldn't you be at school?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

ICT lesson
woo!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Then I'm glad you're learning something productive.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Seems to be typing quite well with a headstick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yes. You are bent.
You may of course already know this, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Of course
There seems to be a lot of it about.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

It's all the female hormones in lager.
That's why after 10 pints you become overly emotional and can't drive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Who could forget that government ad campaign?
Remember: If you need to drink and drive, stick to proper man's beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I got stepped as part of the great legless fiasco
HOW UNFAIR!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

seriously?
what for, for fuck's sake?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Yeah I don't think I've moaned about it enough
Rob got pissy on Friday evening pulled the qotw (legless won for all you fanboys), replaced it, pulled that due to grot, reinstated the old one, and then invited people to get stepped on /talk.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Friday was the most entertaining day on here for some time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

thanks in no small part to, OFTIWEAK, QUENTIN OFTIWEAK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You got stepped, and this Quentin cunt didn't?
The fuck?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Quentins ace, he's got very important news for us all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

oh shit you remembered!
WHIO WANTS ME TO TELL YOU ALL NOW???
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Me, I do!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I don't want to tell you, sorry
I might just gaz the important member sopf this bopard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

To be here enough to be considerd important is surely a huge failing in life?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

everybody here is a huge failing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Don't put yourself down, photocopying is VERY important

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I done a photocopy of my foofoo last week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

oh wait, you're the one with the dead mum
hahahahahahaha, mother's day must be quite depressing for you

and christmas and birthdays and that LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

How shit.
Anyone else get 'disciplined' or just you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Meh just me, it's nice to be stepped as opposed to being banned for a change

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Hang on, you volunteered to be stepped. Rob asked if anyone wanted to be and you took him up on his offer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

He wasn't supposed to go through with though, I didn't post grot to begin with

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

At least the grot was removed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Rory, you have long been my favourite b3tan, this is a gross injustice.
I am drafting a letter to Rob right now, demanding a full and frank apology. In solidarity I shall boycott b3ta for 24 hours (probably at the weekend, 'cause I don't really use it then).
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Send him a gaz that you know where his kids go to school, he'd prefer that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Done.
I included a picture of my penis to let him know that I mean business.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Ideal!
He will no doubt mistake it for a small child's and think you've already got his kids in the back of your van.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I too shall boycott B3ta between midnight and 8am EVERY DAY
until this INJUSTICE is addressed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

lazy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)