i hadn't eaten since sat lunchtime
being at a party on sat night and then seeing the exy esterday, which involved a huge amount of vodka and zero food.

so i have now been to the italian deli and somehow managed arancini AND the pasta dish of the day. i look and feel like an arancini ball myself now :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You are going to seriously fuck yourself up not eating

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

i've made it up for it now
i feel exactly like a big ugly snake that has just consumed its meal for the month!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

This is what I looked like when I was the correct weight for my height
I have always been considered underweight (tall and skinny). A couple of years back I put on a bit of weight for the first time ever, which brought me up to "the right weight". Except, the only change was a bigger belly. Giving me the look of a snake who has swallowed an egg. Obviously, that had to go...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

hmm
was that around the time you joined b3ta and thus instantly became a LOLfatty?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*Does sums in head*
Hmm possibly around then, but I'd been a qotw reader/lurker for much longer. B3ta really does make you fat then? Just say no, kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

If you spend all sunday hitting the vodka after getting drunk on Saturday night
I think not eating is the least of your problems.

Jesus titty Christ, when did I turn into my mum?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

your mum?
your grandfather, more like.

not mine though. he was a raging alcoholic too!

but for the record, we spent a chunk of the day in A&E (long story), so i only really started on the voddies at about 4.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

no, my mum never "got" alcohol
probably because she had a piss-poor tolerance for it.

My grandparents couldn't have given less of a shit about boozing I suspect, although only one of them lived long enough to see me drunk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

you're being a pissy old windbag about it
but not particularly gay, for once.

you'll need to sort that out before the transformation into your mother is complete.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Top conversation paradigm shifting, there. And without a clutch, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

i was quite proud of that one.
i have several clutches you can borrow, if you want? my favourite is the lulu guinness one with the "my heart belongs to" and then a list of crossed-out guys' names, but they're all different colours, so we can find the one that goes best with your lovely pink socks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Oooh. that'd be lovely.
The only one I currently have is made of baby seal, so it's probably not so socially acceptable these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

i actually like the sound of that
apart from the fact that clutch bags are an arseache to carry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

silly beth
you don't carry them like THAT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

The DEMON IN THE SACK banged you so hard he split his banjo string?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

don't go there
it's hard enough to concentrate today as it is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Come on then Swipey
Share the goss.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

It's not really gossip
unless the outcome was anything other than what might be predicted, surely?

Although I'm intrigued by the hospital part...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

it's much less interesting than it sounds
a&e is fucking dull, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I've spent a fair amount of time there
so, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I perhaps stupidly expected her to maintain her self-discipline
but I suspect that that may not have occurred.

AND he's burst his banjo string.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

er, self-discipline?
are you talking about the same rswipe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well the way you were talking about the meet on Friday
suggested that you realised the danger of it and wouldn't be so daft as to jump his bones.

I appear to have been some way off the mark then?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

no, you were bang on the money
no bones were jumped by me.

he made all the moves, thank you.

i was just drunk and idiotic enough to acquiesce!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Erm....I'm not sure if that really makes it any better, does it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

it made it pretty fucking good
in all fairness.

but still. yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Fair enough.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

He was probably beaten up
by some prostitute who remembered that time he did a runner without paying.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

prostitute rent boy

Soz Swipey.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)