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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening benders.
I'm back. And I'm DRUNK!

PD - Did we get the job?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
*Monday evening drinking fives*

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
*Snuggles*
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

(How is life treating you?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Meh, you?
is there any particular reason you are drunk on a Monday evening?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Work 'issues'
(Life was so much easier working from home)

I'm updating my C.V and looking to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Do mine while you're there, will you?






Only kidding. There's honestly no hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I promise I will.
Trust me. I said I would, and I will.

I need to be sober though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah, I'm just teasing

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Sorry though.
This has been dragging on for a while. I will do it.

However, saying that, if the experience of PD in the Interview situation is anything to go buy, you might be better off doing your own C.V
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Wow, this really is a pity party, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
No. I'm just surprised that PD didn't get a role he was going for.
I still ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Top work. Me too.
*drunken fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*Snuggles*
Baaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd!

*Falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
You can't ask him to do two at once
he'll miss and fall over.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
berk - I'm more than capable of hugging two people at once.
Thanks to me long arms! (And the fact you are very small).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Fives, he said, not hugs
how drunk are you?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I'm not overly spannered if I'm being honest, but I've had half a dozen.
Artistic licence innit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I am here.
*awaits hugs*

I am also slightly stoned. I think I found a piece of brownie with hash in it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Yay!
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It's a gentle buzz but nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
S'cool
*starts rolling*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
for some reason I was expecting:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_KtQ1BqfHM

silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
*Hugs and Waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*snuggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Put me to bed Blousie.
*snoozy boy*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Clean your teeth and I'll turn the covers down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Can I have a glass of water as well please?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
No, you'll only have to get up in the middle of the night for a pee.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Well put on the plastic sheet first.
you don't normally complain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Heyyyyyy...... Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Did you win the quiz last night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Joint first
which sounds good until you realise there were only three teams.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Get a grip b3th
Go to a busier pub and CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I must admit to being slightly tipsy too.
Monday evenings are kind of my own time in the flat, so I make the most of them: eating crap, drinking rubbish, watching movies and monging out in my pants.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Woo-Hoo! The Monday night club is FORMED and IN SESSION!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Are you in your pants too?
I'm kind of feeling like you're in your pants. It feels good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I've got a pair of jeans on.
But under those jeans ARE PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Oh wow! Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Oh b3th, we are like under-garment-buddies.
*checks bra-straps aren't showing*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
me frive
except there' not jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Me six
although I'm in a heap of blankets as well.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I turned the heating off and I've got a nice silky blanket over me.
Sometimes I worry I'm a girl.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Silky? Nah.
Fluffy is where it's at.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
If you were a girl, you'd be just my type.
/ac, scarily enough
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I have no answer to this post.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Don't worry.
I wasn't sure what to say exactly I started with "If you were a girl..." and it auto completed to that so I left it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
You're scratching yourself right now, aren't you?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Do I make you horny baby, yeah?!
*scractches distractedly*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm not yet drunk, but I'm determined.
Today's been fucking miserable for all manner of reasons, but work has sure as fuck not helped.

As it turns out, I work with a massive bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You must work with the same group of people I work with.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Monday night pity party

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
People are twats.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
^this is also true

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
More than you realise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Humans are fucking stupid creatures.
We think we're the top of everything but we have so much to learn.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Actually, some of us ARE the top of everything, it's looking down on all the other species, humans included, that makes life worthwhile.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation.
And the only explanation I can find.
Is the love that I've found ever since you been around.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.


(didn't need to google lyrics)
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
that used to be what they played
on the way into assembly at infants school. I think I must have gone to hippy school
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
it would explain so much

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
true
but life can be improved when a student greets you firs thing in the morning with "I've got dead animals in my bag and I'm not proud"

He clearly was
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I saw that over there.
You must've been so proud.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I can't tell you the number of times I've wanted to stop and get a good look at a dead fox or badger on the side of the road.
There was a badger that'd been knocked over on one of my walks recently, but he was a few days dead and really stiff. I want my corpses to have fluid movement, damn it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I got arrested for trying to move a dead fox onto a fox's glacier mint
may contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
some pretty good pictures, actually
of a runover squirrel with police cars and police tape round it. I like training up students to be slightly mad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Haha result.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Well done, keep it up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
my colleague has a scary witch mask
she scares kids in the darkroom with. Got a couple today, including one who wasn't even in the darkroom AND were second years so they shoudl expect it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Yes, they shoudl.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
like you never make typing errors!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Never, ever, ever.
*mounts high horse*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
i think that's illegal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
nah, you just need a stepladder
they wouldn't sell 'em if it was.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
and I suppose most of them
are big enough not to notice your winkie
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
*sadface, with extra pouty lip*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
so you are pouting
because I said you couldn't pleasure a horse sexually, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yep.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
OK
glad we're clear about htat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
No man wishes to be called small.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
even by a cavernously
twatted beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Nope, all men secretly wish for a 6 foot cock.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Um, no they don't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
you must be
horse gay
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
OK, cavernous arse hole, in your case.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

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