So basically, before you wake up properly, you are a filthy-minded sex pervert?
Someone cut off this woman's coffee supply
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

In my dream last night,
I nearly cheated on my fella with my sister's ex, and I feel a bit gross today now. Stupid dreams.
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Women. Confusing dreams with reality since the dawn of time.
Genuinely, why do you worry/get upset about what happens in your dreams? It seems to be an almost exclusively female practice and it really does confuse me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Er
I had a very disturbing dream about a past misdemeanour on Sunday night and it stopped me sleeping properly all night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

BENT.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

that, or I have no empathy with my emotions and am therefore a sociopath.
Either way, it's a win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'm fully aware that my innate oversensitivity, neediness and emotional fragility only lends to your theory
My genitals are the only contradictory factor. Don't make me chase you with them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I think its because I don't dream (or remember my dreams) very often,
but when I do its because they're really vivid and realistic. Like obviously i nkow its not real, i would never cheat, and definitely not with mys sister's ex, but in the dream it was really real, and it just makes me feel a bit weird for a few hours after I wake up
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

weird moist
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

No way,
he's a golfer.
(DeeDee, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

OK.
maybe I'm the weird one. I mean, It's not like I'm stupid enough to, say, wake my wife up and go "you would not BELIEVE who I just fucked in my dream! But it's OK, becuase it obviously was a dream" .... but I've never felt any "blurring" between dream and reality no matter how vivid. Curious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

An old housemate didn't speak to me for two days because I strangled her in her dream.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

in her dream


textbook, I think you'll find.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That book should never have been published.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think you cropped up in my dream last night
Or rather, your (B3ta) name did, rather than you per se. Must be because we've been cordial of late. If it happens again I shall have to go back to calling you names, for the sake of my sleep.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

if you are dreaming about b3ta
it might be time to switch off the computer.

that being said, if i can't sleep, which is pretty frequent, i will think of things to count so that i can bore myself to sleep. the other night i tried counting b3ta usernames. i got to about 50 before i passed out. worked like a treat.

and 49 of them were bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The problem with that is that sooner or later I'll get to your name
and I can't sleep with an erection
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

the problem with THAT
is that i should be the very first name you think of.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Don't want to peak too early, do I?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)