*BUZZ* 2, please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

DINGALINGALINGALINGALING


Oooh, good square Davros. You may take a guess.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Hairy cunt flaps?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Ooooh it's good but it's not right.
Maybe think about the cunt a bit more. Next contestant please.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

8!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

You have to buzz, b3th.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I'VE ALREADY FUCKING BUZZED!
He's not listening to me! is it because I'm a girl?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Don't be silly, there are no girls on the internet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

A boy without a winkle? It's a miracle!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

And I'm opening up the board.
Here we go guys...


DINGALINGALINGALINGALING



There's Mr.Cunt, but what's different about him....?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I want my fucking square man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

JUMPING BEAN!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

People saying cunt are on the right lines...but they're a tiny bit off.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

minge flaps?
i mean, BUZZZZZZZZ

Mingle flaps mike.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It is not mingle flaps, unlucky windy pig.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Fannying about?
Sorry - BUZZZ - Fannying about?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

the long and winding road

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

That certainly fits but I'm afraid it's not what I've got on the card here.
Unlucky.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

cadbury's creme egg

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Cunt in a hole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Mr Cunt in a hole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

The hole in Mr Cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Keep saying what you're seeing Rory.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Legless is a cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

paradise lost

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Orlando Furioso

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Oh man, this is the best ever !!
I never win nothing, but tonight has changed all that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

WELL DONE RORY LYON

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

You have won the internet for quite some time. Genius.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Well, that's all we've got time for here on our brand new Catchphrase© In Colour
I've been mike woz ere, you've been pretty fucking shit contestants in all honestly, and this has been...


|¦:¬D|


CATCHPHRASE

Join us again next week.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Thanks Mike.
See you on Challenge TV in 20 years time, and down the dole queue on Monday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

b3 cheers for mike woz ere(s)!

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Cheers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

of mice and men

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

You can't just strut off now and leave us with sofa adverts
You've galvanised a whole board into a bit less inertia.

We need more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

it's your turn next, what are you going to provide to entertain the board? I'll need an answer straight away

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Listen! I'm playing the harmonica! Right now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

fantastic

( vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Would it be possible to get a poem for this momentus event?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Splendid work

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

epic

( WormuIus, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

That's quite obviously a shadow Rory.
Look at the cunt, right. It's sort of got a head...arms...but what hasn't it got.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It's Legless isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

2 late I win

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

The timings of our replies suggest a draw.
They also suggest that Mark won.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm afraid the answer was "Legless Is a Cunt" and not "It's Legless isn't it?"
Rory wins. We'll have no controversy on Catchphrase.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Yeah, but you didn't add the text until later. You revealed all the squares and then put the text in later, which is misrepresentation.
I was alluding to the answer. Not that I endorse the sentiment, personally. I got a clue on 3-2-1 right once, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Of course I added the text later.
If it was there from the start it makes things a bit easier doesn't it. You did allude to the answer but I'm afraid people don't win at catchphrase for alluding to a catchphrase. You'll just have to try harder next week Davros'Granddad. If it makes you feel any better, you were the first loser.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Aw man, story of my life.
Gutted. I think I might have a glass of wine to cheer myself up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Full phrase was Legless is a cunt so I'd say Rory won, the prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

IN UR FACE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'm not a sore loser. Well done.
prick
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Huggy cunt?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Cunt wobble?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

LEGLESS!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'd rather not think about baldmonkey, if it's all the same to you.
I'm about to have me dinner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

*Buz buz buz*
*whispers Simply Red into the mic*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

view to a kill

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)