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It's Tuesday Evening....it's 8:12pm....Let's play Catchphrase© In Colour.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:12,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Contestants, here is your board:
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:13,
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DINGALINGALINGALINGALING
Oooooh good first square. You may take a guess.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:15,
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*Beaten by the buzzer*Someone else guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:16,
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As the quiz show host I'm really trying my best to remain impartial here Jeff you massive prick.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:17,
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Fannying About(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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Ooooh, it's good but it's not right.Would you like to pick a square, gonz?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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*Presses buzzer trying to get it on 2 but might not 'cus I might miss the one I want and the buzzer never works exact anyway*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:19,
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Oooh, you were way off there, contestant number 3. Panel 7. Harsh times.
Oooooh that's not helped much, gonz. Would you like to guess anyway?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:21,
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0o0o0oh, that looks like it might be a scarf or maybe one of those tubes women have only without the bit on the end (overy?)....... so I'm 50/50 between "Baren empty cunt" (c'mon ,we ain't doin' spellings here, are we?)... but there could be a twist here, it might be "I've been a nasty cunt but I'm back with my tail between my legs 'cus the bigger boys slagged me off"..... hmmm.....damn.......damn.....*buzzzzz*
Shit, sorry man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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Oh harsh, just out of time there gonz, unlucky.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:27,
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holy shit its like all my christmaseses have come at once(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:14,
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Pick a square, contestant number 2.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:17,
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3 please mikeEDIT: no no 8
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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OH ROSE FFFFFFUUUI mean, no I'm afraid I'm going to have to take your first choice.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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youre a cuntthats my guess i mean obv
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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It's good but it's not right.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:21,
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I'm afraid I haven't opened up the board yet SSG.If you want to guess you're going to have to buzz for a square first. I mean, if I'd have thought this through, maybe the last number of your post could pick a square, or any number before it that hasn't been chosen yet.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:22,
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i don't give a shit about winning or the rules,i reckon its cuntface.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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Roy Walker wasn't THAT ugly.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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see you yeh, you need telling about yourself(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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shut up ignorer, leaving me here panic attacking all over the place without my respirator(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:36,
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i ent im in bed watching harry potter, im on my i-thing, pointlessing(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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You might have to call him Roy to get your request answered.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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But it's his birthday, Jeff.Don't be mean.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:26,
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I like to make the noise when the squares are revealed.do-de-do-le-do-de-do
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:26,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqb-j1cNPhQ
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:27,
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I'm afraid I've changed the rules halfway thought to what I just said up there a bit, contestant number 4.Your post ends in a 4, so consequently...
DINGALINGALINGALINGALING
Oh man, that's not helped. Feel free to openly criticise the new rules. Would you like a guess, mark?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:26,
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This is going well.Hang on did you just call Mike "Cuntface"?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:29,
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Well, ain't my fault SSG ain't learnt the rules.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:30,
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I got a torturous clue on 3-2-1 right once.I was well chuffed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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Have at go at this one DGa wishbone brought on by Sonny Hayes came with the clue "Take one that never changes, add a pub and a precious stone, bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own"
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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It's the 3-2-1 holiday to Turkey.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:36,
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Nah, someone posted it on my reply to the B3ta detective agency QOTW.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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It's good but it's not right.Here's what the board looks like now for any new contestants just joining us.
Our graphics team have got their arse in gear. It could, however, stop working if the page goes very slowly and stuff but hey, that's catchphrase.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:30,
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say what you see if you seeitsayit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:31,
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*buzzes in*Is it 'jumping up and down waving fanny'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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PISS FLAPS!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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youve surpassed yourself here(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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Guys you're going to have to buzz and pick a square and then guess.You know, like fucking catchphrase.
*smiles to camera*
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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*BUZZ* 2, please.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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DINGALINGALINGALINGALING
Oooh, good square Davros. You may take a guess.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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Hairy cunt flaps?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:36,
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Ooooh it's good but it's not right.Maybe think about the cunt a bit more. Next contestant please.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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You have to buzz, b3th.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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I'VE ALREADY FUCKING BUZZED!He's not listening to me! is it because I'm a girl?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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Don't be silly, there are no girls on the internet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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And I'm opening up the board.Here we go guys...
DINGALINGALINGALINGALING
There's Mr.Cunt, but what's different about him....?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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Buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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I want my fucking square man(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41,
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JUMPING BEAN!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:41,
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People saying cunt are on the right lines...but they're a tiny bit off.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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minge flaps?i mean, BUZZZZZZZZ
Mingle flaps mike.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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It is not mingle flaps, unlucky windy pig.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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Fannying about?Sorry - BUZZZ - Fannying about?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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That certainly fits but I'm afraid it's not what I've got on the card here.Unlucky.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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Keep saying what you're seeing Rory.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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Legless is a cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!1(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46,
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Oh man, this is the best ever !!I never win nothing, but tonight has changed all that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:48,
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You have won the internet for quite some time. Genius.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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Well, that's all we've got time for here on our brand new Catchphrase© In ColourI've been mike woz ere, you've been pretty fucking shit contestants in all honestly, and this has been...
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CATCHPHRASE
Join us again next week.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:49,
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Thanks Mike.See you on Challenge TV in 20 years time, and down the dole queue on Monday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51,
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You can't just strut off now and leave us with sofa advertsYou've galvanised a whole board into a bit less inertia.
We need more.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53,
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it's your turn next, what are you going to provide to entertain the board? I'll need an answer straight away(
vladimir, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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Listen! I'm playing the harmonica! Right now.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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Would it be possible to get a poem for this momentus event?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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That's quite obviously a shadow Rory.Look at the cunt, right. It's sort of got a head...arms...but what hasn't it got.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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It's Legless isn't it?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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The timings of our replies suggest a draw.They also suggest that Mark won.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:46,
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I'm afraid the answer was "Legless Is a Cunt" and not "It's Legless isn't it?"Rory wins. We'll have no controversy on Catchphrase.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:50,
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Yeah, but you didn't add the text until later. You revealed all the squares and then put the text in later, which is misrepresentation.I was alluding to the answer. Not that I endorse the sentiment, personally. I got a clue on 3-2-1 right once, you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:53,
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Of course I added the text later.If it was there from the start it makes things a bit easier doesn't it. You did allude to the answer but I'm afraid people don't win at catchphrase for alluding to a catchphrase. You'll just have to try harder next week Davros'Granddad. If it makes you feel any better, you were the first loser.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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Aw man, story of my life.Gutted. I think I might have a glass of wine to cheer myself up.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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Full phrase was Legless is a cunt so I'd say Rory won, the prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:51,
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I'm not a sore loser. Well done.prick
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:56,
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I'd rather not think about baldmonkey, if it's all the same to you.I'm about to have me dinner.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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*Buz buz buz**whispers Simply Red into the mic*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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I did fucking buzz!Give me a random square.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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*gets confused 'cus I've only called someone a "Jumped up little prick" before and never a "Jumped up little cunt". *(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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Jumping for joy RoyBUZZ - can I have a square please Roy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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Is it "Mr Chips dressed as Adam for Halloween?"(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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adam tells me you and him are now friends after the flounce clock incident, is this true?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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No, not at all. He just gave up.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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I hope he dies.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:44,
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Don't get worked up about him WP, that's a sure way to him getting to you.Just laugh at the fail and enjoy it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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BUZZZZCuntflaps mike
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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It's baldmonkey scooping shit out of a cunt isn't it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:30,
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I can't believe I missed this.My favourite catchphrase was the one with 'fuck me 'til I fart' and 'arsebandit'.
On top of that, the other day I retold the Roy Walkker/ fart chain story.
Foiled again!
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Late to the party, Dozer.All the best booze has gone, too. I'm afraid it's a half empty bottle of Diamond White that someone's been using as an ash tray for you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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No, what did it say?BTW the above scenario has happened to me, only it was a can of beer that I picked up from the floor thinking it was mine only to find it was the one my brother had been using as a tab receptacle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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It was from the Government.I opened it, read it, it said they were suckers. They wanted me for the army or whatever, picture me giving a damn? I said never!
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I hope you told them that because of your catalogue work, you'd not be able to do owt covert, like.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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It said THEY were suckers?Christ, Government in "we admit it, we're shite" shocker.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Yah. It did.Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself
Because they never did
I wasn't wit' it but just that very minute...
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out - but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun - to be another one
Public enemy servin' time - they drew the line y'all
To criticize me some crime - never the less
They could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, so I'm goin' for the steel
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That Jeremy Hunt, eh?He's our BEST Minister of Culture
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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There's tonnes of twiglets. As usual.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:57,
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Err...not just an ashtrayDON'T DRINK IT! Look, someone was in the bog and I couldn't hold any longer, right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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is there another onecoming?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 20:58,
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only twanged it a couple of timeswe had a competition amongst us noobs. I came last :( but the guy who won had some sets lower than all mine.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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So you were consistently shit.Yay!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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I was consistently 'OK'he was sometimes very good and sometimes rubbish. That's how I see it anyway. Shooting at 18 yards next week
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:05,
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How many more lessons until you'll be shooting at a target?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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*sticks up middle finger*I've been hitting the gold and the reds all evening!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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In the words of Roy Walker"No, there isn't another one Captain 'artbitch' Cavy"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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I WANT MORE !!!!! This is the best thing that's happened to b3ta since Batsgirl fucked Flibz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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Hang on, whut?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:04,
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Oh, don't worry, this is like 6-7 years ago, quite a few generations of b3tans ago.But it caused a few splinter websites to be made.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:23,
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There's LOADS of stuff you could do with this board, Gonz.This is the point I was trying to make in the other thread. I'd fucking love a board like this but all everyone does on it is post facebook and twitter statuses.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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I'm about to have my dinner.Also, the local council is banning poppies cuz it'll offend the Muslims.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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It's true, I saw it on Facebook, and Facebook is never, ever wrong about these thingsand neither are the ill informed cretins that post such wisdom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:10,
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Shurely notAs your correspondent from the city with the second highest Moslem population in the UK they've never done that here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:10,
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See above.I am ashamed that I know people who have posted this ill informed claptrap on their statuses. I take delight in pointing out the error in their moronic ways.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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0o0o0oh, hold on, is there any real truth to this, or are you joking?I'm well up on the laugh-at-EDL movement and would love to get a shot in first.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:24,
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People are posting it as their Facebook statuses, yes.Along with the immigrant / UK pension nonsense and other suchlike bollocks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:27,
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Like the girl with cancer who'll get £5 towards her treatment each time her plight is posted on Facebook.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:28,
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Ahhhh, coolio(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 22:10,
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Not being a sickofant or whatever it's called, but good work, bit of effort, big rewards.Gonna think up stuff that maybe I could automate into a website, like, forum games or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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Alright Gonzhappy birthday, sorry I'm late haven't been around much
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:26,
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Now worries, hope you're off having fun, cheers darling =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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Give a few days, there'll be something.Blockbusters would be ace.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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"I'd like a 'P' please".(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:08,
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Or Crosswits.Get your heads together people.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:09,
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Not on a school night, Dozer.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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Ecstasy is my favourite drug.I prefer it to booze.
And I genuinely think it should be prescribed for certain types of depressive illness and should be made available for raving purposes.
Doing ecstasy changed my life, my outlook and the way I think about society.
Genuinely, it's a positive thing.
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What sort of depressive illness do you think it's suitable for?I'm not condemnding E, but I'm not entirely sure that it is suitable for everyone.
And before you ask - of course I have, on my "try everything at least twice" policy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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Not psychotic ones.But certainly depression and suicidal thoughts. The openness it gives you and the ability to open up completely to strangers is a wonderful thing, it really is.
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I can see the logicBut I think you need to be on a fairly solid ground in terms of the individual before you crack the inhibitions.
There are far safer, more stable ways to effect a release.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:38,
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You aren't Leah BettsAnd I claim my five-pounds you were going to give to that Facebook girl with cancer.
:)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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I've never seen it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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It'd be well easy to do on here.Tune in tomorrow night or something.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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Go on then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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I SAID GO ON THEN!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:14,
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As told by the compere at a comedy club in Leeds (but retold in my own style).Roy Walker had done a show at the Fringe- quite a few old comics do this, and this was a few years ago now. After Roy Walker's set, the comedian in question, who was in the audience, went for a piss. The gents was one of those where the urinal goes all the way around three of the four walls, so he took his place in the U shaped piss line.
It just so happened that Roy Walker himself was having a piss too. While marvelling at his esteemed urinary colleague, one of the gentlemen at one of the ends of the U let out a short, sharp fart.
The noise from this fart reverberated around the tiled acoustics of the pissy cavern. Sniggering happened.
The man next to the farter, in a moment of exuberance, squeezed out a fart to join in.
An unspoken agreement was signed, and the men in the U embarked on what can only be described as a Mexican fart, while sniggering multiplied itself across the alcohol sodden pissy circuit.
When it was Roy's turn, well, Roy tried his best but could only manage a limp, pathetic Tommy Squeaker of a fart. The sniggering was replaced with one jolly wag proclaiming...
It's good, but it's not the right answer!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)
That is quite funny.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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