Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:12, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm obviously missing something here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It's not really Bert is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I don't think so, no.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

i do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I thought the mods had a bert alarm, though?
Which resulted in an instant banning as soon as he cropped up? Besides, if it is bert he's showing remarkable restraint in the Monty baiting stakes.

Uuurgh, Montybaiting... that's just set off some disturbing imagery right there...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

If they do it will probably be based on the IP address. So he could come back via a different one

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

What have I missed?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

it was something monty once said to bert which i love
firstly, bert needs to be reminded of it.

secondly, i could post it every 15 seconds for the next 50 years and it would still be fresher and funnier than his latest reincarnation.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

eh?
have you gone mad?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

think she's lost it mate, keeping my kush clean from now on
no mistake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

flip
anyone got some evening primrose?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I have some lavender oil knocking about somewhere.
I say 'I', what I mean is there's some in the house that I could find quite easily.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Not sad enough to use a dating site you fucking gaylord.
EDIT do you normally wear black tie, are you some kind of Barry Bulsara James Bond fetishist?

Your pic looks like the kind of blurry one you get in the paper of someone who's died. Have you been killed by a landmine in Afghanistan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I understand that you;'re going thru a hard time got you got dumped by a gay
we're all here for you if you need support, let us know if theres anything we can do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

We could all chip in to hire her a rent boy for the night.
So she can get that authentic boyfriend experience.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Knowing her luck recently the rent boy would probably turn out to be a raving mincer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

That would have been funnier if you have implied the rent boy would have been straight.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

she turned him like an omelette

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)