Olive green pubes? You need to go to the doctor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Does the colour matter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I have a dream
that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pubes but by the content of their character.
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I am gutted no-one got my olive joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

That's because it was shit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

*cries*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I'm trying to be more mean.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

It doesn't suit you
/pander
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm sick of being the nice one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You do it so well though!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

But guys like mean crazy women. I know this for a fact because you've all had relationships with one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, but none of us are now
*looks around shiftily*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

where?
All I can see is the punchline below - didn't it need a set-up?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Does the colour matter?
Kalamata

Never mind
*wanders off shaking head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Nope
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

My grandmother used to say something really racist things about people with green pubes.
I won't say any more in case it get's Legless going again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Are you seeing double now?
You should definitely get your eyes checked out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Depends on what made them go green.
If it was a homo night of passion with Swipe's ex then they should definitely be checked out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

KALAMATA you fucking imbeciles!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

lucky homo's
did i never mention he is a DEMON IN THE SACK?

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

So am I
I had t3h sex with the wifelady and I thought I made her cum 3 times but she says it was 4!

I am thinking of renting myself out to single non ugly non fatties in order to give them some pleasure and me some cashmonies
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Rent-a-post?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

cum vomit.

oh c'mon somebody was going to do this shit strikethrough, I just saved them the bother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

If they're non-ugly non-fatties
they can probably do better than an internet shutin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not an Internet shutin thankyou!
I'm at work like most of the other people wasting time on B3ta
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

pssst.
he's lying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

So am I.
I'm not a non fatty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Ok Well I have to charge double then.
2 quid ok? I'm free this Saturday
( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*rummages in purse*
I have one pound and 30 pence : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Alright but you make coffee after

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

they won't have you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

My wife did and she's a hottie

( Peej, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

blah blah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)