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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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looooooooads of men here shave their junk

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ah, the optical inch
where would pr0n be without you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Shorter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
They also have their foreskins chopped off as infants
just because loads of people do it, doesn't make it right :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
and just because loads of men don't doesn't mean it's right either
have you ever gone down on a bushy man?
not fun
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K deep throats!
Go K
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
yeah, but there's a difference between neatly trimmed
and shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I imagine there's far more risk of knicking/cutting when trimming as opposed to shaving

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not in my experience.
but then I've shaved my own head for years so maybe I'm more used to electric trimmers
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I imagine that shaving your head with an electric trimmer is easier than a wrinkly ball sack

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they have safety guards, though.
trimmers. not ballsacks.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I wish mine had one over the years

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
ok, seriously
the question is "have you ever gone down on a bushy man"

and your answer starts with "yeah" and then goes on to detail your experiences?????

slam dunk on the gay thing, loveliest.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I did rather walk into that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Was it TGB's?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
backed into it arse first more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
i was quite pleased with that
i imagine him hunched furiously over his keyboard, cracking his knuckles and trying to decide how to respond.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
"Oh Dave, harder.....faster.....deeper"
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*faint*

Perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Sorry, I had to do some work
I can hunch, if it would make you feel better, though?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I've not gone down on a man at all, so I'll have to defer to your judgement
I have gone down on hairy girls, though. Can't say it bothered me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
see, you sidestepped the bear trap
fairly easy, after it slammed so resoundingly shut on the badger, really. how the mighty have fallen.

well, bent over, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Sorry, I didn't notice that. I very rarely read your posts if you're not replying to mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
lies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
^this.
Although, obviously, swipey's brilliant detective work has illustrated that I'm mad for the cock, but yeah, hairy ladyparts have never particulalry put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
me either
ho ho ho
just kidding, apparently it's popular for women to be bald down there as well
I don't like it, makes me feel like a 12 year old
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you did that all by yourself!
you didn't need me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
See, I know why they do - insecurity about having a small cock
but surely it looks odd unless you also shave/wax the entire rest of your body? doesn't a shaved cock and hairy legs just look wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
i would find a shaven sack quite disturbing
the boy waxes his chest and armpits, because he is amazingly built, and vainer than a jugular. but even he doesn't wax his crack and sack!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I think waxing your chest and armpits far more disturbing than shaving your crotch
it's only polite
no one likes getting hair in their teeth
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i just like men to be men
anything too metro is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
you think a waxed chest and pits isn't too metro?
oh bother rswipe :/
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of course i do!
that is one of many many issues!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
so he's got a bit of sugar in him, who doesn't these days?

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Me, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
b3tan men tend to be a bit effeminate
I've know this for sure
I've met 2 of them
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I'm not.
I'm a proper geezer.
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oh really?
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/geezer
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geezer
Try our definition. :-)
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I prefer mine

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proper n old
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
That too.

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I woul, however, agree that you're not effeminate.
Apart from your taste in polo shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I don't think I'm effeminate at all
but I'll leave it to those who've met me to disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Definitely a bit femm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Says the man in the pink shirt.
I own nothing pink.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
isn't your hair pink?

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Nope, a good manly red.
How goes the carpet munching BTW, while we're on the subject of sexuality?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
ooooooooooooooooh boy
so many ways to answer this question, so little time
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"fine thanks" would be brief and informative
Although I'm always up for more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
i'm not munching any carpet, Comrade
in fact, I'm finding it hard enough to schedule a time with the man I normally "spend time" with
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Hmmm....
Your facebook says different. Don't be ashamed K, this place needs mor diversity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
how so?
it says I'm engaged to broadsword
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Are you including me in this?
I haven't had anyone describe me as effeminate since middle school.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I've just realised this makes it look like I've seen loads of dicks
allow me to clarify...I haven't actually seen *that* many
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How many?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
*listens for sound of furious transatlantic backpedalling*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
it sounds a bit like thunder...
like when I walk down the stairs...
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Do they use razors, or electric shavers though?

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I don't know, I've never watched

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Fair enough
I meant with an actual razor, rather than a trimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
straight razor?
or plastic sort?
I imagine a plastic razor
hydro 5 is the shit by the way
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Mach 3 is the sort I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
yeah, that's probably what you'd use

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I have neither the patience nor the steady hands to allow that thing near my sack

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
scissors first. razor after.
Smooooooooooooooth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
this

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I do the scissors bit
But considering how clumsy I am, and I know how much it hurts when you cut your face shaving, it's not something I want to experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
hydro 5 is where it's at man
I'm telling you, give it a whirl
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Tbh, I might just use a suggestion of a friend, and use Veet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
yes! spread chemicals all over your junk! good plan!

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I keep my junk in the attic, because i have so much of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I keep mine in a trunk

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A lovely lady trunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)
It's actually far easier than you'd think.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Quick and dirty, just like you love it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

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