I've just had an impromptu dance on the landing with a housemate.
Wearing nothing but tights and a blacked up face (half my costume before anyone says anything). We regularly dance like morons to shit music on the landing and see how long we can go for without saying a word to each other or laughing, it's far less funny than I think it is. Did about seven minutes tonight, solid effort.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Barrylols

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

we demand a barryblog!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I'd look forward to the entries where he gets beat up by gays and finds out he's got crabs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

and after a couple of years of
it the desperate emptiness pervading all he writes as he tries to relive those exciting years of dancing on the stairs in tights
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

From whichever angle I look at that from
that's shit and gay and sad.

Thank god I'm not a student, it'd just do my head in.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I was a student
So were you.

It wasn't like this in our day, and maybe I'm grateful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

It definitely wasn't like this in my day, but I'm old.
Then again, I'm not that kind of person, so it wouldn't be like that for me if I was a student today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It wasn't like this in my day
but then I'm not a drug-addled knobend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

lol you don't need to be on drugs to be a knobend lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

we mostly
had parties in peoples' houses, drank cider, stuck things to the wall and watched bodger and badger.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Too fuckin right, if I remember correctly, it'd be two minutes from teh friday night 8 o clock drop, followed by a bong during the bill and then out for a totally mad time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I can't remember anything correctly from my stoodent days
Although I'm sure if I'd minced about in tights and blackface It may have crept up subliminally.

(Quick bit of dull - is B3TA slow tonight or is my machine a bit fucked?)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

All that child pornography you download is usually bugged to shit, cut that crap out man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I've no kids so I'm not downloading porn for them - can't be that then

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

If we thought it was anything other than shit, gay and sad we wouldn't do it.
We're anti-students, and I can't put into words how much I wish every other student on the planet was dead. Basically if there was a civil war between normal folk and students, our house would be on the front line hitting Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch wearing knobheads in the face with blunt objects. I'd say almost everything we do on student nights out isn't serious. And when we want to go out properly we'll go to normal bars and clubs. We're a classy bunch.

Oh and I hate dressing up but it's a mate's birthday and I've had my arm twisted. Plus blacking up is always a laugh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Dunno, acting like crazy student types to be anti student types still makes you a crazy student type
You'll realise this point in years to come
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Nah I'm gonna be a student forever, for a laugh.
If anyone's daft enough to let me do a PhD I'll be on it like a rat up a drainpipe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

bless

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

A phd in fucking what? Ain't you doin a medurr degree or another toilet paper 'degree'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

No sir.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Bet you are...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Newcastle polytechnic and all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Keep guessing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

psychology or business studies
is the 'didn't know what to do' degrees of choice, so I reckon on of those
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

'Marketing degree'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

After three years unemployment you finally land the 'big one'
Right here's a phone and a script now fuck off into that corner, no hourly rate coz it's commission only. Chop chop those windows won't sell themselves
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

because it would be crazy to do a phd
in one of the biggest drivers and influences on modern culture?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

what

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

nothing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

don't you fucking nothing me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

don't you nothing fuck me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I can never 'make love' again :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

again? For serious, there was a first time?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

yesh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

did he/she/it know?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

>:O< stop bein meen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I got a bit confused seeing young bucks in Hollister CA stuff initially
Hollister is a small town near San Bernadino where the very earliest (1949) Hells Angels riot happened. "The Wild Ones" - with Marlon Brando - is based on it.

I also got confused seeing Chavettes with Pauls Boutique garb - a resurgence of appreciation of the best Beastie Boys album?

No - it's chavs tripping over the guy ropes of my references.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I kind of like the Paul's Boutique stuff.
But that's because I'm autistic and I like bright colours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)