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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does anyone
actually prefer blondes?

alt: what colour would be the best colour hair to have. I reckon deep red.

alt alt: get on with typing shit, fools
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:58, 223 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Can't say I'm that fussy. Any hair colour is fine. Pulse, optional.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)
Not being fussy makes the world your bivalve.
Bisexuals have it so much better.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
bisexual bivalves
have all the luck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Nah, they're just greedy. They want their cake and fuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Like in that film, American Beauty.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Can't stand that film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)
You are dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I just find it hugely pretentious

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I wouldn't expect you to get the finer nuances.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Not I.
Brunettes all the way, although if a blonde came along with many of the qualities I like in a lady then I'd probably wobble.
Alt: Black, like my heart.
Alt alt: Does anyone else get like yellowy-greeny clouds across their vision when they're tired and falling asleep? What about when you press your eyeballs gently, does anyone else get cool patterns?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
cool patterns, yes
the other thing is just freaky and wrong and probably means you have diseases
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Oh ok, one of my life's questions answered.
I have, forever, had yellow-green morphing clouds across my vision when falling asleep, particularly if I'm really tired.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
i just get lots of
synaesthetic stuff going on when I'm tired and make even less sense than normal
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)
I just get lots of "ARGH WHY AREN'T YOU WORRYING ABOUT THIS" shit when I'm trying to fall asleep so I listen to audiobooks.
I've just finished "Snuff" by Terry Pratchett and started "I, Partridge" by Alan Partridge. The latter had me giggling all the way to sleep last night.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I seriously need to read "Snuff", I fucking love Pratchett

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
It's nothing hugely new or revolutionary
but it's a good romp, it had me smirking in many places.
Edit: torrents.thepiratebay.org/6746704/Terry_Pratchett_-_Snuff.6746704.TPB.torrent
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Sorry fella, I really do appreciate it, but I'm not a fan of audiobooks, I love to read

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I've gone the other way.
I listen to books when I'm falling asleep, gives me twenty or so minutes of headspace every day. My therapist calls it "distraction" but what does she know?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I can imagine them being fantastically relaxing
However, I'm a speed reader, so anything that doesn't keep up to the pace of how I know I would read, I find a bit aggravating.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
That it is, it's like being a young boy again.
Sometimes, while the voice is reading something to me, I like to tuck my cock and balls between my legs and pretend they're reading it to a little girl.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I just laughed like a fucking idiot at this.
Thanks Noel.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
i like how this started innocent
then went fucked up

desklols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I, on the other hand, like to go to sleep listening to stuff.
cheers fella.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Christ, if you want any more and have a large memory stick or card you'd like filling up, gaz me and I'll sort you out.
I'm working on 15gb of audiobooks at the moment.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's a lot of books

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
It sure is, a whole bunch of short stories too which I never seem to finish because I fall asleep.
Although falling asleep to wild Clarke concepts has led to some wonderful dreams. I set the Off timer at two hours and let my brain be fed science fiction during the first hour or so of my slumber, it's pretty wonderful.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Will Gaz.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I prefer brunettes in theory
but I've had at least 2 serious relationships with blondes. Ginger remains the undiscovered country, so it's kind of alluring.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I've had short relationships with two redheads.
Both of them were wonderful people, but then most of my relationships have been as such, the jammy fuck I am.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I don't think I've had a relationship with anyone I wouldn't describe as at least a good an special person.
Even is some most of them were fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I had one relationship with a massive fucking mentalist who's managed to go on to prove herself to be a massive fucking mentalist.
At the time I thought everyone thought I was mad, but I hoped I'd be redeemed in the end. I've since had strangers come up to me in the street saying "Oh that kid is so much better off with you!" so I feel all smug and shit.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I have been congratulated
for leaving my ex-husband so very many times. I'm not sure anyone actually liked him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I like to take these things as proof we are fundamentally fucking awesome and could quite easily show the world how it's done.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)
EXACTLY!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)
IN YOUR FACE, REST OF THE WORLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I'd high-five you right now
but I'm too busy knocking one out over our awesomeness.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
haha
*awesomewanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I have only ever gone out with brunettes. Dark hair is teh sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I actually prefer brunettes, in all honesty.
Alt alt: Alright, I'm typing on here, a bit pissed, whilst watching the new episode of House. Also, I just finished an episode of Castle, and the new episode of Bones is downloading. I love that all the series I enjoy all launch at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I'm watching Thor, it's pretty ace.
Plus Natalie Portman, jesus will she ever look shit?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I don't think so, I do rather fancy her
Thor is on my list of things to watch, but it's not near the top. I think I'm only watching it so I can geek out massively when The Avengers is released.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)
The Pizza guy just had top tell me what my phone number is.
I think I may be blonde /tenuous shoehorn.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)
why did you need to know it
and what is he doing round your house? Did you invite him in for sexytime or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
so 4/5 guys here
don't and one is just desperate.

man, glad I'm not blonde
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I'm not fussed about hair colour
So long as it stays on at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
so no wig-sex for you, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Merkins are out
I like it when my lady dangles her hair in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

hair surprise dick
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Brunettes all the way.
Blondes just don't float my boat.

And as I said in the last thread....I HAVE BEER AND PIZZA.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Lucky, I have no beer tonight
But I am getting tanked tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
yay!
a good day, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Meh! but a nice relaxing evening and no nephew as he's staying over at his mates.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
You are dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
You're a fake blonde.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I do have a thing for gingers for some strange reason.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
God, likewise.
I see them on the street and I just want to go over and hug them.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I think with me it's more well they won't have much luck with the women so I'm in there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Hahaha
I like your thinking. For me, they just look pretty.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
When I was younger, I used to be a proper platinum blond.
My hair was almost white. Cursed old age.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Actually I remember seeing the pics.
There are exceptions to every rule.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Don't really have a type.
My ex had long blonde, naturally curly hair (although it was orange and straight when we met). The missus has short, dark hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
brunettes.
And American Beauty is nowhere near as clever as Sam Mendes thinks it is. Ditto The Matrix and any autistic sci fi bellend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Bollocks, The Matrix moved fucking mountains in cinema and still echoes across entire genres of film.
Its sequels were tosh but that movie is utterly, utterly seminal.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Seminal maybe
but not that good, I love sci fi in books but films are rarely that good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)
The story itself is cliché
but the cinematography is something else. The special effects, the interpersonal exchanges, the whole concept of bringing that comic-book feel to the big screen, it was a game-changer. My friends and I have a game: when you see something in a modern film that was influenced by/directly from The Matrix, we drink a drink. You'd be amazed how much modern movies have been influenced by the memes and themes developed in that film.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Point.
But, buy as sci fi, it still blows.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Each to their own matey.
/ac
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
very levelheaded of you.
on the internet, this will not do.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I am known across the internet for my sensible personality.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Yes, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
How suitably patronising.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I am known for my patronising pomposity.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Matrix is poo
AMerican beauty is not bad, but not earth shattering
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I prefer dark hair myself
Alt: I've been doing that all evening
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I've been in the pub
For sometime.


As you were
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)
And
I'm staying in the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I'm supposed to be going to the pub tonight.
Might make it for about 9-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I could go to the polished knob with my sister but I can't be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
filthy mare

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
somebody do a good strikethrough on this
there's a knob and a sister in it, but I'm just too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I would
but no-one is talking to me and I'm going to huff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I'll talk to you.
but I'm feeling a bit wibbly, not sure If i'd make much sense
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Had a relapse?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Better than a prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
dunno, prolly just tired and hungry
I feel a little faint. maybe just too much time staring at a screen.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I've just come over a bit dizzy too
I wonder if it's catching.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
maybe.
pizza does not seem to be clearing it. maybe dehydrated.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
That calls for beer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I've considered it, along with a nice calming splif
but not sure I want to risk it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
ooo, are you invisible again b3th?
you should be all attention seeking like me. Say something about breasts, that usually does it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I have breasts.
You should see what my autocomplete just brought up there....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)
*wants to see*
I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You have seen.
They're too big to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)
No such thing.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I have breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)
And very nice they are too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
: ))))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
coincidence!
so do I!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Yay!
More internet boobage for me to imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
The internet has ALL the boobs

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I like this sub-thread
Just me and boobs. If only real life was like this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
you want to grow boobs of your own?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I fear I already am.
But I prefer other people's
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
mr b3th has quite a massive set.
He might let you have them, if you want...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
You're harshing my buzz man.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
My sweaty-palmed internet-freakometer is exploding right now.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I like the first version with
asy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I could be tempted by a blond
if that blond was Alexander Skarsgard or Spike from Buffy.

Alt: black, with blue undertones. I think that would be very striking. I tried it for a while, but my roots came in blonde. Then I dyed my hair blonde and my roots came in dark. Turns out my hair is naturally about five different colours.

/weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Fucking awesome tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wcYrqIzhg
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Oh yes.
I do like me a bit of the McFly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Hahaha, I've just played it through with my guitar, youtube and Ultimate Guitar.
What fun.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Brunettes though.
Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Nomnomnom

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I've just had an impromptu dance on the landing with a housemate.
Wearing nothing but tights and a blacked up face (half my costume before anyone says anything). We regularly dance like morons to shit music on the landing and see how long we can go for without saying a word to each other or laughing, it's far less funny than I think it is. Did about seven minutes tonight, solid effort.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Barrylols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
we demand a barryblog!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'd look forward to the entries where he gets beat up by gays and finds out he's got crabs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
and after a couple of years of
it the desperate emptiness pervading all he writes as he tries to relive those exciting years of dancing on the stairs in tights
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
From whichever angle I look at that from
that's shit and gay and sad.

Thank god I'm not a student, it'd just do my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I was a student
So were you.

It wasn't like this in our day, and maybe I'm grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
It definitely wasn't like this in my day, but I'm old.
Then again, I'm not that kind of person, so it wouldn't be like that for me if I was a student today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
It wasn't like this in my day
but then I'm not a drug-addled knobend.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
lol you don't need to be on drugs to be a knobend lol

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
we mostly
had parties in peoples' houses, drank cider, stuck things to the wall and watched bodger and badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Too fuckin right, if I remember correctly, it'd be two minutes from teh friday night 8 o clock drop, followed by a bong during the bill and then out for a totally mad time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I can't remember anything correctly from my stoodent days
Although I'm sure if I'd minced about in tights and blackface It may have crept up subliminally.

(Quick bit of dull - is B3TA slow tonight or is my machine a bit fucked?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
All that child pornography you download is usually bugged to shit, cut that crap out man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I've no kids so I'm not downloading porn for them - can't be that then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
If we thought it was anything other than shit, gay and sad we wouldn't do it.
We're anti-students, and I can't put into words how much I wish every other student on the planet was dead. Basically if there was a civil war between normal folk and students, our house would be on the front line hitting Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch wearing knobheads in the face with blunt objects. I'd say almost everything we do on student nights out isn't serious. And when we want to go out properly we'll go to normal bars and clubs. We're a classy bunch.

Oh and I hate dressing up but it's a mate's birthday and I've had my arm twisted. Plus blacking up is always a laugh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Dunno, acting like crazy student types to be anti student types still makes you a crazy student type
You'll realise this point in years to come
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Nah I'm gonna be a student forever, for a laugh.
If anyone's daft enough to let me do a PhD I'll be on it like a rat up a drainpipe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
bless

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)
A phd in fucking what? Ain't you doin a medurr degree or another toilet paper 'degree'?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
No sir.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Bet you are...

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Newcastle polytechnic and all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Keep guessing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
psychology or business studies
is the 'didn't know what to do' degrees of choice, so I reckon on of those
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
'Marketing degree'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
After three years unemployment you finally land the 'big one'
Right here's a phone and a script now fuck off into that corner, no hourly rate coz it's commission only. Chop chop those windows won't sell themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
because it would be crazy to do a phd
in one of the biggest drivers and influences on modern culture?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)
nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
don't you fucking nothing me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
don't you nothing fuck me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I can never 'make love' again :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

again? For serious, there was a first time?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
yesh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)
did he/she/it know?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
>:O< stop bein meen

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I got a bit confused seeing young bucks in Hollister CA stuff initially
Hollister is a small town near San Bernadino where the very earliest (1949) Hells Angels riot happened. "The Wild Ones" - with Marlon Brando - is based on it.

I also got confused seeing Chavettes with Pauls Boutique garb - a resurgence of appreciation of the best Beastie Boys album?

No - it's chavs tripping over the guy ropes of my references.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I kind of like the Paul's Boutique stuff.
But that's because I'm autistic and I like bright colours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Well, this is dull.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Start a new thread homie, I'm listening to Zion I and fucking loving it.
/ac
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
yeah
where the hell is everyone, having fun or something? NOt good enough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I'm on my train home

(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'm on my lonesome, watching shit TV, wondering where all the fun has gone.
*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I've eaten too much chinese
and I didn't even like it much. Now I'm just watching a handful of fireworks displays from my hilltop house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Are you making the proper 'ooh' and 'aah' noises?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
nah
it's all a bit more melancholy thatn that when you can't hear the pops and bangs, the crying of scared kids with candy floss in their hair and the sound of ten thousand car alarms going of
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Every time one goes off here
I have to scrape the dog off the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
might as well leave her up there really.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
guinea pigs don't seem bothered
but you can barely hear any from up here except some dull pops from some in a garden down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
It's wazzing it down here
There are a few dispirited fireworks going off, but not many.

Lets hope the rain continues tomorrow. Big dog hates fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Biscuit isn't the bravest animal at the best of times
but loud noises just freak him the fuck out. The worst one is if I open the door to let out at night and one goes off right at that second. It happened last year, and he refused to go out to pee. i had to get up to let him out about two in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
It's a bit strange, this
They're at Mummy's house tonight so I don't have to cope with it, but Brown is absolutely fearless and the hardest dog in the world until fireworks happen. Then he's terrified.

Boots is a bit deaf and it doesn't seem to worry him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
No preference, the face is a more important determinant.
My hair is very dark brown but I'd prefer to have no hair at all. I keep it short because it's only ever a source of irritation; you just can't do anything with it, and it looks like a toupee if it's grown.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I don't think you'd prefer to have no hair at all.
I shaved my full beard off a couple of years ago, on 20th December. I have never, ever been so fundamentally cold as I was for the four weeks until my beard grew back.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
By "short" I mean grade 1 or 2.
And it's on the way out anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Factor 20 ahoy.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I don't care what colour hair b3th has got, to tell you the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
That's excellent news.
How are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
A bit rought to tell you the truth. I fucking thought fish'n'chips was a good idea on a painful stomach.
Was supposed to be going to my cousin's birthday, gave me a good excuse to get out of it though, really can't stand the family en-mass.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
And how 'bout you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
yes!
warhorse of letters part 2!

kiss kiss hoofprint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
.... the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
only episode 2 is up now
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b016ldtq/Warhorses_of_Letters_Episode_2/

but it's very silly and worth a listen

it's about 2 gay horses writing letters to each other in the napoleonic war
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Might have a listen later.
In other news somebody just called me a spastic on /talk, this is quite reassuring, I was starting to wonder if they had gone soft.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I think that means they like you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
You're a spastic for going there in the first place
You spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
True
but some of them are OK, it's actually no worse of there than hear really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
listen now, you spastic
i need someone else to appreciate why it's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I'm watching CSI
and there's going to ba a film about adam sandler playing football in prison inna minute.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
but but
this is good and not shit like that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
alright, listening now
but it goes off when the film starts
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
LOL!
OK, you win.Stephen fry being a gay french horse FTW
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
see?!
it's the silliest thing I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Really?
you do surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
OK, so it might be an exaggeration
but it is pretty daft, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I like the horsey names

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
BBC4 at ten. Seven ages of rock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'll have a look if adam sandler trying to act is not gripping.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Sometimes I worry about your taste in films.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
It's curiosity
Adam sandler in a football/prison drama

how can it fail to be hilariously crap?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You're weird.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is news?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
My Girlfriend has Auburn hair.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Your girlfriend is gay.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
You mean she's a ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
+ and in denial

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
It's not only a river in Egypt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
are you in seine!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
At thames you can be very rude.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
It's enough to make you Calder police.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Hoof.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
May I ask a serious question?
if you're still around.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Right! I'm off to bed to watch The kings speech.
Tararabit!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
night.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Night babes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
nighty night

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Woh', this was post "One million four hundred and twenty thousand".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)
OMG, that's like a full house in board darts.
Or something.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I'm sighing off for the night.
maybe not to bed, but too sofa.
have a good night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
That's a very early retirement for a Friday.
Are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
yeah, just tired
not up for talking so will lie and watch crap telly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
yeah, he's a wuss
and can't keep up with the thrill-a-minute that is the boards this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Don't look to me for entertainment
Poor ol' Noel bunged a thread up that's been deserted.

Maybe we can get some ace (caustic) sounds from Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

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