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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So fed up of paperwork, teaching is ace, evaluating everything is balls.
If you could change one aspect of your job what would it be?

Alt: what choo up to?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:49, 103 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Alright Bobby
I'm getting ready to go out and watch some fireworks and get tanked up.

How's the USofA?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)
As a fairly cynical chap I used to think america was cheesy but I am totally
Won over. It may be that I wax young last time but it's amazing. I love the sense of values and that they are pleased when you do well. And I have found some cider! No bonfire night though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I love the place in small doses.
I seem to need the british cynicism, and general grumpiness.

I assume this is part of you training, so how long have you got left?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)
6 weeks
I thought I needed the cynicism too but I am quite enjoying a break, American kids are so confident and self assured and seem to enjoy learning. It's bloody refreshing. And the parents seem to give a shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)
I'm sure that will fly by.
OK, I'm off, have a nice day, lard arse. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Will do broseph.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)
I just went to a bar on the 28th floor where you can see lots of the city
Now I am at home, which is on a hill, so I can see another bit of the city and, soon, a shit load of fireworks.

Wish I had bonfire toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)
what you doing tonight then cavy? any goblins to fuck up?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:08, Reply)
nah, watching fireworks from my house and doing work

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:10, Reply)
I am struggling to write this lesson plan now, I have a dooby rolled and a new gervais podcast to listen too.
I might have a break and come back to it. I am sick of the very hungry caterpillar, greedy cunt, I hope he gets diabetes and fucks off.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)
can you use it to explore
the concept of healthy eating? Or can you get them to write the bit that happens after the story ends
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:15, Reply)
The Story of the Bulimic Butterfly.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:20, Reply)
looking at lifecycles, will move on to healthy eating later in weekbut only as cross curricular

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Oh yeah, your original question
I teach too so, obviously it's paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Sipping Strongbow, giggling through Despicable Me again and waiting until 7pm to watch the massive fuckoff firework display from my top floor flat.
Today has been lame. Tomorrow I get to work and walk hills south of Aylesbury. Result!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)
gru looks like battered

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Hahaha
Maybe a bit. What's the beef with you two? I missed it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I called him a pussy for flouncing and coming back he kept banging on about my weight so I posted his missus' first name and he did a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I can see about 12 firework displays at once at the moment
it also reminds me that it's exactly 2 years since I moved here.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Wotcha Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)
alright
how's you - fireworks?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Good.
I'm not going out to watch 'em specifically, like. But I'm considering the pub. Saying that, I went out last night so I ought to stay in this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)
stay in an be entertaining on here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
That would required me to learn how to be entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I can't think of an activity I can have 5 or 6 below average ability learners to do by themselves for 20 minutes.
any ideas? We are looking at lifecycles of a butterfly and using VHC as an introduction. They are four years old and this is the first lesson onthe topic. Do you think if I gave them cut outs of coloured paper with the letters in their name on they could rearrange them and stick them together to make their name?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
maybe
Well my default it to get them researching artists online. I suspect that's not all that helpful for you. I don't even know what 4 year olds do. um, glitter or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I might get them to make a lollipop caterpillar
www.eric-carle.com/ec_reads_vhc.html, this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Evening all.
To pub, or not to pub.

That is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
off you trot

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Alright Bob.
City won at home today. First home win of the season.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Nice touch, that is good news, I am enjoying the arsenal resurgence as well.
If you go to the pub you will see some fireworks and smell bonfires. Which is great.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Alright Bobby, this thread's shit
You've ruined off topic for me today and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I'm Team Battered now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Can someone else in Team Battered do us a profile badge, ta

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I'm in team battered but can't be arsed to make a badge.
Welcome to the group.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
See any fireworks Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I can hear them but not see them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I thought you were taking your nephew to see 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Nah! he's staying with his mate overnight.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
You've been blown out by a child.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Got vino and cider and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Vino.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I think I might do some online shopping this evening, rather than going to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
What are you buying me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)
What do you want?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

www.firebox.com/product/4126/The-Big-Lebowski-The-Dude-Action-Figure
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I looks like it was modelled on Ricky Tomlinson.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Cool, yeah what's the agenda? How do we show Andy how much we hate him?
Do I have to become an alcoholic to show my solidarity and drink on meds? Dunno if I fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I think just a realization that Battered beats Bobby in the popular stakes is enough.
I drink quite a bit but that's more my personality than a desire to be like Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'll confess I'm not a fanboy of the mutual appreciation back slapping that goes on round these parts
*SATURDAY NIGHT SHOCK*
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Your loss sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I@LL NEVER BE ONE OF THE POPULAR KIDS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Sucks to be you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Internet popularity will forever elude me, perhaps my GP has a script for that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
You need to hang out with me and by osmosis you will therefore become one of the cool crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
If I join your gang I'll only end up crying on various message boards about being lonely and unloved I feel whilst knocking back Glens Vodka
and then coming round at four in the morning with my face stuck to a burger wrapper and my flaccid knob in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I'll stick to my super secret cool gang

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
so an improvement on now, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
lolol

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)
True but you'll get to come to my house for the annual Blousie bash and watch me get drunk and make a tit out of myself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Just think of the ribbing you could give me afterwards.................online.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
You forgot to mention the Dungeon of Desperation
That should get listed as a tod tourist attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Haha!
I could make a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Having to do work.
If they paid me to do fuck all, I'd take that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Obvious post is obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Alright McFly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Good.
Productive day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Fine, that's it. I'M LEAVIN 4EVA.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)
DON'T SLAM THE DOOR ON THE WAY OUT LOSER!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
She doesn't mean it.
Do you have any facial hair? Ask her if she'd like to sit on it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I would but I don't want face crabs.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Mmmmm, face crabs.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
delicious and nutritious
and delivered straight to your mouthparts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
You're going to have to man up if you want to play with the tough crowd.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)
lol
oooOOOoooOOOooOOOO big bad OT?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
*flexes muscles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Oh look, it's Mr Muscle.
I've seen more meat on a skelington.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Haha! you've never seen me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
True but don't you feel flattered now?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Not really, no.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I'll try harder next time dollface.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I forgot how hard Football Manager is when you get promoted.
I may throw my laptop out the window.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
the fucking pressures on with this marketing degree of yours

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Genuine question
What happened for you to become such a boring and miserable individual?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Don't do it Baz! She ain't wurff it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Shouldn't you be out living it large?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
yes, this is not an entertaining episode of barryoaks

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'm not here for your entertainment.
I'm sitting on the sofa in my pants, night off tonight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
then who is?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
The lack of prospects and the unspoken threat of redundancy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
tthat sounds shit
you want a more stable career, like prostitution
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
People will always want prostitues.
TRUEFACT!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
The oldest profession...

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Or work at the central site.
Or be a bright young graduate willing to kiss arses and spend 10 years getting treated like shit for next to no pay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
central prostitution site?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
lolol Moulin Rouge
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
The hour a day commute.
Though the pay is shit hot and the hours are flexible.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Can you not find a paper round a bit closer to home Freefair?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Meh! I use to commute for more than that.
You get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
A management cull.
Work.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

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