I lost my temper in about 1992 and have yet to regain it.
I only started smoking cigarettes a few years ago and only do so in evenings and weekends. I don't think I am addicted as I go a minimum of two days a week with absolutely none. Why I am telling you this I don't know - it's of no use to you whatsoever.

Sorry old chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It'll be in the last place that you look, so look there first
IHTH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oh man i've moved house several times since then.
I fear it's gone for ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Put a new one on your Christmas list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

*Disappointment at getting a Tinie Tempah CD instead owing to a hilarious mix up involving a slightly deaf department store Santa*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

'Dear Santa you FUCKING CUNT.
I requested an angry midget and instead have a weird shiny-looking 5 inch record which appears to be by some kind of 'urban youth'. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Yours etc.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

^ internet helpfulness at it's finest here ^
Surprised your not addicted given your liking of certain other substances.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

As am I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Serious Question Time
What about MDs? Are you cutting them down with your new financial situation (i.e Greek)?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I think he should change his username to Monty_the_Greek

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This might help me
my quest to woo Dr Francesca Stavrakopoulou. I am prepared to give it a try.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Christina Koletsa is more attractive

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Her knowledge of ancient civilisations is vastly inferior though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I care not for ancient civilisations, just attractive greek women

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

But Monty needs a woman with an interest in crumbling ruins

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

He gets them for free, apparently.
And by 'free' I assume he means in exchange for use of his arse by his dealer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

My previous arrangement has sadly ceased.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Sad times at Boyce Towers.
Still, you should save money on anal reconstructive surgery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Swings - but also roundabouts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

That's milton keynes parks trusts motto.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roundabout
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

By necessity I am, yes.
I've also cut drastically down on Small Drugs, which has led to the increase in cigarette smoking, used as a cheaper alternative to reefers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Did you really only start smoking cigarettes a few years ago?
What kind of peer pressure led to that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I'm just a fucking idiot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)