I wish Teresa May would just fucking quit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's she done now?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Just been generally fucking vile.
But she asked the UKBA to relax border controls and then went mental when the UKBA relaxed border controls.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oh man, what is she like, eh? I SAID, WHAT IS SHE LIKE?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

She's a bitch.
I however am starting to fucking love Sarkozy after first telling Cameron to shut up and then this www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/08/sarkozy-obama-netanyahu-gaffe-microphone
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

"Reporters agreed not to publicise the remarks because of their sensitive nature".
Ha. Ha. Haaaa.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

A staff member reportedly explained that the headphones to go with the translation sets were not yet being handed out because this would have allowed journalists to listen in on the private conversation still going on. Half a dozen journalists immediately plugged in their own headphones
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

hahahahah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

That's brilliant.
I love the idea of politicians being just like normal people sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

That reminds me, I need to clean out my moat and get the duck house fumigated.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

that, sir, is the finest double-euphemism in the history of euphemising.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I wasn't even trying.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

what's it matter?
she's already done more than enough for one lifetime anyway...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

She's saying she won't quit at the moment,
that's a good sign, now we just need to hear Cameron saying she has "his full confidence" and start the stopwatch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

he's already done that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

So, Friday then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I have to state here that I had not read the article before I made that comment.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

even if it is satire
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Why? She is a strong and capable minister, the press vilify her as she is an easy target
but her policies are sound
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Of course.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

The facts on the growing population of Britian cannot be disputed
and without some sort of sterilisation of the natural population preventing immigration is the easiest way to help control population
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Of course.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I think the obvious solution to our burgeoning population
is to station some right-minded free-thinker, such as Mr Boyce, on top of a building near border control with a sniper rifle and allow him to pick off anyone who he doesn't like the look of.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Or Bear Pookie
although I think he would focus too much on the muslamics.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He'd better watch out for the ray guns

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

can't we do both?
i would like to get involved in the sterilisation side of things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Actually, I think it would make more sense to start offing the people at the other end of life
We need more young people, working and paying taxes, and fewer old people claiming pensions and generally being a burden.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

can't we just dump them all somewhere that nobody wants
like wales?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Doesn't work
We already trialled this in Bournemouth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

This is way too obvious a troll for anyone to fall for it, Apey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

NO IT ISN'T!!!!!
NOW ADMIT THE GAS PRICES ARE A CARTEL!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Gas prices are an abstract series of numbers.
you're probably thinking of energy suppliers, there. But, you're probably right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

NO I'M RITE!!!!

Oh, yeah I see.

I noticed on the news this morning that LU were giving the tube drivers 4 years notice that they were going to trial driverless trains. And the unions response was that doing so would be "lethal and unworkable".

I fear my opinion on the unions may begin to change.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Well, think of all the thousands of DLR trains that have crashed in fireballs so far, Al ....
Oh, wait. yeah.

You don't have to change your opinion of all the unions. Just RMT.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Shhhh, don't tell Al, he loves this game
Swipey will be here to play in a minute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

NO YOU FANCY ME!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

hahaha
of course
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Shut up FreeFair.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)