depressingly none of this is true
she's slim, attractive, clever and great fun. has had 39 first dates in the last 18 months.

men are shite!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:39, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

39 dates with how many different men?

(TheColonel, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

The clue is in 'first', so I'm guessing 39.
This, of course, means that she is a fickle mare with standards no man can possibly tick all the boxes for, thus resulting in her living out her days as a cat obsessed spinster in a bungalow that smells oddly of fish and lavender.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

She's mental then. Must be.
Or is she on the baby clock countdown? Men can sense that particular form of wild desperation, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Some even get off on it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

And how many second and third dates?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

about 9 of them led to a second date
and 4 of them to a third.

they sounded dreadful. one of them had never heard of a cheese board. surely the clue is in the question. surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

That
Is a first world problem.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

This is your definition of dreadful?
A vbit odd to be sure, but hardly awful.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I'd offer, but I already know you'll say something along the lines of 'She's out of your league, and she'd break you, blah blah, etc'
So I'm going to guess she's mental too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Men are surprisingly perceptive.
There's clearly something wrong with her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Tick tock, I'm telling you.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

you know
what is hilarious about this, is that you men have all assumed it was the men who didn't call back.

the obvious truth is that sometimes it was, sometimes she wasn't interested.

like i said... men are shite!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

+wo

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

We made this assumption because you signed off with "men are shite"
The insinuation is clear.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

yes
as in, the men are so shite, she didn't want to date them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

The truth is somewhere in the middle here I suspect.
The ones she wanted to see again could smell the whiff of hormonal desperation about her and the rest were a load of autisms that she has so far not succumbed to.

As she gets older she will probably succumb to the 'charms' of an autism. If she doesn't then she will move onto the multi-cat-owning spinster and lavender stage.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Incidentally Swipey, are you sure that we're talking about 'a friend' here?
LOLZ.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)