You could get one from the catalogue and pay over 104 weeks. £11 a week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Think I'd rather pay up and get it over and done with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

i persuaded my dad he wanted to buy me one for my birthday
in september, but my birthday is actually tomorrow.

i said jokingly on the phone last night: so what are you getting me for my birthday?

"your fucking ipad. now piss off" was the charming response...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Let's clear this up
Are you older than me or not? You're either about to be my age or a year older. I think.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

i will shortly be 21

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Too easy
+ stone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

so you think the diet worked?
marvellous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Same as my Mum
Cough it up. Year of birth or bra size.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

1992

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Wow! You said your tits were big, but I didn't realise they were that big.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I was going to make some kind of 199Z joke here
Appreciate you beating me to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Prince's ill-fated first attempt at a party song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Early to mid thirties IIRC
Looks much, much older.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Yeah', I think if anyone wants to do that, I'd fund it myself.... once I learn how to do it legally and be able to double screw you over if you miss a payment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)