I never could get the hang of thursdays
what's you're favourite /least favourite day

WHY? DAMN YOU, WHY?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:06, 93 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

actually I don't like Tuesday's most
but I wanted to do the quote
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Monday Monday
like the Mamas said.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

tell me why

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I don't like monday's.
Back to work,etc.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

glad you rose to that bait
I'd have been sad if you hadn't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Thanks!
I need to buy a ruby rose for my Mam and Dad's anniversary and I'd forgotten
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

well I feel popular

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Evening cap'n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

evening sportscow
wassup?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Blood pressure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

It's proper heaving in here tonight.
What are you all doing? I am roasting a chicken, sort-of-not-very tidying up, watching Grand Designs. I'm mother-fucking rock'n'roll, me.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

talking to friends online
feeding guinea pigs, eating tea, wishing I had cake to eat. Basically: nothing

which I guess is why I'm here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Today was not a good day
If I'd had one, I'd have used my AK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Wassup homie?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

4 peoples work to do today + mine + early start + working now = grrrrr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Hugz bbz!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Ta
Actually knowing someone is bothered does help!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I recommend going crazy and murdering everyone
I pointed out to someone the other night how a bow and arrow would be much classier than a gun for this.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

*ponders*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Classy but not practical
Too slow to load. Maximum death in minimum time is an AK47.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

More useful for the impending zombie apocalypse though
Doesn't alert the other zombies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'll admit that there's the advantage of stealth
I suppose it depends what your intended mass-murder demographic is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Those who have wronged me.....
*twitches eye*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

How many?
It's a bit raw but the 7/7 boys could have at least tripled their body count with a bit of forethought.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I NO RITE
They could have clicked the button when the doors opened. At least 250,491 people try to get on and off each tube door when this happens, in my experience
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

depends if you are going for body count
or a good story. I mean, if you get an AK, you might beat the other dudes, but you might not. If you got 6, but used a crossbow: instant fame
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

The boy not two miles from me did the crossbow thing
And his name? Without looking it up? If I say "Crossbow Cannibal" you know who I'm on about, but he's remembered for the nature of the killings, not himself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

would you not want a cool
murderer nickname?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Sportscow the Sword?
Bovine Terror
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

also
obligatory *there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I would expect nothing less

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I'm here drinking red wine, watching TV and thinking about what to wear when I go to see............MOTORHEAD ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

WEAR PANTS!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

WEAR NO PANTS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

There will a party in them after the gig.
You're all invited.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

They's some big pants maaaaam

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

They're like the tardis.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Who is in them?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Only me so far.................oh and Christopher Biggins.
He's always too early.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Sheesh
No, WHO is in them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

basically almost the same joke I made
but mine was more letchy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Evenings should always contain an element of letch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

is that your excuse for wanking onto the neighbours'
window while they eat their tea and watch TV.

I'm sure they didn't really want to see 'Cum Dancing'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

But I tango'ed at the same time?!?!
Tea time entertainment has really gone down hill
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

yeah
but you shot your muck right in their passa doble*

*i can't spell this OI! DARTH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It is an odd name for a cat, I'll grant you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

is David Tennant in them?
if so - consider me there!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I bagsie the ginger bird
Karen Gillan?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

catherine tate

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No ta
Mr Take That chap can keep her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

NEW QUESTION!
What would be your murderer nickname?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1426936
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

oh, damn
but, nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Bind, Torture, Moo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

The Milkman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

The Disappointed.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Imaginative

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

OK - so here are two slain corpses - slain, I tell you
One has "The Disappointed" cut in it's rotting flesh.

The other has "Sportscow."

Which is more enigmatic?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

A cow? But a sporty one? How does this work?
Preposterous I tell you.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

You may be right
I expect Sherlock may have been vexed and taken another noseful.

The Disappointed could be any old misanthropic fucker.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I'm a three pipe problem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

one in the mouth
one up the arse

the problem is, where to put the third?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

The Fridge
/Dahmer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Or Neilson

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Or him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Makes you wonder why the Home Office don't ponder problems the same way

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Health and Safety gone mad, that's what it is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I think it works
in a dark emo killer kind of way. The daily mail would blame My Chemical Romance and Blue Banana
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Why does quest que cest instantly pop into my head?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

because it was on the end of the hammer I hit you
over the head with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Excellent murdering there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Rory 'scratchy arse' Lyon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Evening Mr Lyon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Yo yo bust it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

leaves a record needle
in their arse crack
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Nah, I'd be continually seen on murder scene cctv nonchalantly scratching my arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Blousie the man butcher.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

selling delicious man steaks in her restaurant
just avoid the sausages in creamy sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Kerpow!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'm drinking tea at 9pm!
I'm kerazzzy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

My murder name?
Captain Placid, of course!
'He seemed such a nice guy, I mean, he's so placid'

I can see the quotes now.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I just wanted to say
I'm in the pub and I've just been aproached by some students to take part in an art project as I look like I belong to a "genuine sub culture" this could be hilarious. I have given my phone nuumber and shall let you know how this progresses, but I am torn between being honest and trying to make something up, like Off Topic as a political movement. Sugestions on a postcard...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Old leche?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

excuse me?
either I'm drunker than I think I am or this makes no sense.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Call it something enigmatic
and say people have code names. Weave the story further and further while dropping hints that your sub culture is a paedo ring and/or cult with a belief that salvation comes through ritual sacrifice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

A subculture, eh?
Bring 'em on!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

make them sign up
then we can rip the piss out of them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

btw, what were you wearing?
nappies and a hitler tache or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Just be honest with them love, you're simply an 'odd ball' enjoying a refreshing public house beverage.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I drove 49 seething Stoodents home from London last night
They'd protested about something that was entirely abstract to them but they were happy little Joshuas and Harriets because they'd clearly "made a point."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Where do they find the time?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

They didn't talk to me much
I'm just a coach driving artisan, after all.

They're Sports Science/Sociology students. Daddy pays and we'll do some protests except not against Daddy.

I'm employed to drive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

What hard lives they lead, I'm not surprised they're protesting.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)