ugh really? talking about fucking christmas in mid November?
ugh ugh you should serve vomit in a bucket wrapped with tinsel
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Less than six weeks away now, you know...

(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Christmas = SHITMAS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Christmas = PISS-ASS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Is that not tangles?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Hanging on by a thread, sporto

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

SHART on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Chin up grinchy-poos, christmas is going to be AWESOME this year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Christmas is always fucking awesome because I get drunk with my mum
HOWEVER Christmas may begin at the very earliest on the 12th December. By the time it gets here nowadays I feel it's been going on for fucking months. Mainly because it has been going on for FUCKING MONTHS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I feel sick with worry about how I'm going to get presents for everyone.
Then there's December, my most stressful time of the working year.

Traditionally I become ill from stress the second I stop work. Plus I only get a couple of days in which I'm supposed to visit my mother - I won't get to see my kid as she'll be at her peasant family's in Kent.

Christmas is utterly, utterly shit and the adverstising frenzy which has already begun is repulsive and makes me sick.

THE END.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

PS woe is me + boo hoo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Fucking Hell Monty
do you want to ride this WAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE any harder?

You're on a one way track to Emosville at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I want to sit on the roof and wail into the sky
blubbing like a bitch all the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

With My Chemical Romance on the stereo,
to speak to my tortured soul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

whilst you self harm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

4 REAL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Thinking about it
If Edwards really was "for real", then surely the pansy would have carved the full word into his arm, instead of abbreviating it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

little arms innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Wouldn't it be double good if Lusty dumps him a few days before.
I reckon if we time it right, we could get a good christmas-day suicide.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

How aweseome would that be
We could all share the bargain bucket.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha, lol. Monty's bucket-list is from KFC.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Moaty Boyce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Is work really busy in December?
Will you have to be on here less? *hopes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You could have a "fake" Christmas with her.
Ask her what she wants to eat, make a big fuss and make her all the treats she likes (cost-pending) and have a big feast in front of the tree or something. It wouldn't cost much and she'd love it

Everyone else can fuck off - they know you are having trouble financially so just send/make them a card or write them a letter or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The only person you really have to worry about presents for is the daughter though, everyone else would understand that you're a money-mong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Like Gonz says ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

and me.

( wanderlust, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

and you, yes
Give him a fucking slap will you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Nah', I reckon it would be better if you get used to it, get your expectations really nice and low to the point where a bagel from down the road seems like a dimond ring...
.... I'll look sooooo good when you finally kick that loser to the curb.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

If it's a brick lane bagel then in all honesty I'd prefer one to a ring.
The salt beef ones are amazing, and you can't eat diamonds.
( wanderlust, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I used to think I knew what a bagel was until that moment when I first bit into one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Hello sexy lady
You deserve lots of shiny things for Christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Gonz is a bit shiny.
When he's just come out of the bath and he's got his big fluffy dressing gown and monkey slippers on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Tin foil and some quality street wrappers!
*excites*
( wanderlust, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

*fashions Gonz an anti-UFO hat from them*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

haha if you're lucky there may even be sweets in them

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Best christmas ever.

( wanderlust, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Make a bunch of presents,
home made mince pies, chilli nuts, that sort of shit, I did most my presents for £30 last year.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Surely the time to judge the success of this will be after you receive your presents this year.
If everyone gives you some pasta shapes stuck to a bit of card and sprayed gold and silver, you can be certain they weren't impressed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I don't give a shit about presents to be honest.
I think the best presents are socks, I love getting new socks for christmas.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I know what you mean
and there is something depressingly dull about having to buy socks for yourself.
Other presents are often disappointing and as an adult with your own income you are more than capable of buying yourself stuff that you really want anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

i love how people get proper pissy about this
like theres some sort of fucking christmas rules we all need to follow. no one ever gets the mard about halloween bits in the shops a month early and other such ting. perhaps its a jesus thing. man i hate that dude he ruins everything
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I love me a bit of christmas

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

fuck yeh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Haha, for a moment I thought this was a reply to Monty up there and lol'd myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Haha, I'm not quite that cruel.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)