I am mostly having Day Nurse and other massive drugs
and wondering why none of my friends and family thought to ask where I've been for the last week.
*sadfaces*
*coughs*
*dies*

Alt: new friends and family.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:54, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good afternoon b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'm sorry, do I know you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

You should ask Santa for one of those self help books 'Teach me to be Popular, or less hated anyway'
Chapter 1 Deodorant
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Story of my life, Rory.
I've never been popular, or un-hated. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Forget the Day Nurse
You should dull this pain with hard drugs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Massive drugs are always the answer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*channels broadsword*
drugs jugs
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

WAHEY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

And a sign you were a clever child

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

If that article was correct
(and I wasn't prepared to do more than read the headline then skim down the page) then I must be a fucking genius. Woo!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

They love a bit of cheap speed and cider round her way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

My speed and cider days didn't overlap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Mine did, great days

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I'd have noticed eventually.
But I spent most of the last weeks having one of those life things and so wasn't on for the gayshift much. Hope you're feeling better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

She's not, didn't you read her post?
Or were you too absorbed with your so-called "life"?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Shut it hippy.
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Only after my three-week-dead body was stinking up the place.
But thank you for asking. i still feel like shit. And a quick check in the mirror confirms that I look about as healthy as Jimmy Saville.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Now then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well, fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
Hope you haven't got what I/Monty/Darth had, or you'll be feeling shit til xmas.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's my own stupid fault
for telling someone the other day that I hadn't had anything like this for ages. Two days later I was fully lurgied up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Hello b3th, where have you been for the last week?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Nicely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Awww bless
*knuckles b3th's head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

*knuckles cow's chin*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Double harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Is b3th back?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Darth and berk:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1432420
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Time to bust out the platforms
Cheers Noel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I wondered where you were on here
yesterday. I just didn't say anything so I have no proof. I assumed you were off doing something fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I would have preferred dying
as it would have been a damn sight more fun than what I was doing.

/drama queen
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

oh
WOE IS B3TH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

^this
Woe and man-flu.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I wasn't worried, I knew you'd be back.
THEY ALL COME BACK!
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Paging Mr Spakkerman Paging Mr Spakkerman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I worry about him sometimes.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I worried about him when he was here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I'm going to e-mail him.

( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Welcome to off topic
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Very sorry to hear you were all beplagued honey
Is recovery on the horizon now, at least?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)