A few. Worst was about 5 years ago due to the killer asthma I now have.
I have TEH FEAR of needles and that so refused injections and stuff and wanted to discharge myself. They called my missus and she went MENTAL at me and made me stay and get the injections.

Anyhoo, worst night of my life etc... They told me if I'd gone home I simply would have died in bed during the night. Damn near happened in the hospital.

Woo yay etc.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just think how empty Quentin's life would have been had you died

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Ah, I know what that really means. I love you too darth

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*blushes*
*writes "MMPS & DF 4eva" on notepad*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

mrs darth morrisons

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Who shall I have as my bridesmaids?
I'm thinking AA (for obvious reasons), b3th and her boobs. Four should do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Asthma is fucking shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I had it as a kid, then it went away when I was 14.
Now it's back and I need to take this harsh as fuck steroid stuff every day. If I forget I get all wheezy and end up back in A&E.

It's probably AIDS
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

This is likely
I've just been told I don't need my steroid inhaler anymore, but I don't actually believe that. So I'm going to be careful for the next month or so, and see how I deal with it with only a Ventolin inhaler
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

THEY LIE!!!!
They just want you to die so they can steal your gold.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

They'd need to let me get some first, the bastards.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

You are inverse-Jewish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Never come to London.
I have asthma but it magically disappears outside London.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you are an "air gay"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

He wrote Tintin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

So it would seem.
I think it's a defence to keep the weak out of the Best City on Gods Earth. I intend to stay anyway, I won't let a little thing like not being able to breath stop me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I ain't got time to breathe
/film
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

This is because Londoners are between 25 and 40% more flatulent than other residents of Britain,
depending on seasonal variation and how spiteful they're feeling when they get into a lift or tube carriage with you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)