i am whinging too
my boss has been trying to send me home since about 9am and it hasn't happened yet and now i am stuck here for a VERY URGENT MEETING at 4. gah.

on plus side, we had a local fair outside work today, so i have just made it out for lunch and have managed to score some really sticky paella and some hand-made fudge. WIN.

how's that for whinging??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:54, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

5/10
Started well, but you made the mistake of ending on a positive note.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

but it was all about ME and it missed the point of the questions
surely i get minus points for that?

it is fucking amazing fudge though, from that dude who has a stall at spitalfields. i got chocolate with marshmallows, maple and pecan, malteser and millionaire shortbread fudge for my team. the only thing is, you do feel a bit sick after one piece. and it's about £15 a box.

is this negative enough?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You must be ill
This all sounds quite positive to me. The description of the fudge almost sounds like you were enjoying yourself. Perhaps you really should go home and take it easy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

gash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Is that an offer?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

depends who's asking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Er, me
Duh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR WOE IS ME!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

it's hard to be totally woe
when you have 8,000,000 calories of sugar and fat sitting on your desk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not as Wah Wah Wah as you have been at times. This one is more of a single Wah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

i'm sorry darling
couldn't quite hear you over the sound of that pot calling out the kettle...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

What's wrong with you?
Is it AIDS? It's AIDS isn't it? poor you contractinig the AIDS, still at least you have something to remember your gay boyfriend by
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it might be
but it's just started out as a cold today. thanks though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i am always here for sympathy
both mother and child have colds, I however do not because i have the immune system of an Ox, metaphorically speaking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

famous. last. words.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Well yes, i probably will succumb, but my colds tend to only last 3 days or so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

they're bloody rubbish at shaking off electric shocks and bolts to the head
just so's you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Put your cunt rat back in and put the tea on love.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

my nose was running so much
that i did consider jamming one of those up each nostril in all fairness. then i took otrivine instead.

but i don't drink tea. you should know that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

No but the men in the office probably do. What, you going to let them have a metting without a cuppa?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

this would be irritating
if i weren't actually the only girl at the meeting.

turns out the upper echelons of banks, accountancy firms and major clients actually ARE all men. who knew, eh?

i have to go strap my tits down now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You must be one ugly chick if that's all you need to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

well, yeah
i've already grown my mo' for movember
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

strap rub down
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

"tea" = northern inbred for "supper".

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)