JMG
*firm handshakes*

Has /talk got any better again? I gave up more or less permanently after the couple-of-months continuous bearing car crash that was Mono and b_m's latest excursion off the meds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

as if
you just wanted to try and get my attention.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I already had it.
But, yeah, that too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

sorry, what?
are you still here?

who are you again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

nope.


Edit - stop editing your replies in such a way that to make mine make no sense. I can manage that on my own quite well, ta.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

wait, come back
don't leave me...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It's OK, sweetie
I'm back from the hospital so not in work this afternoon. I'm probably not really going anywhere.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

why were you in hospital? more hockey related wounds??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Just the next stage of the face/teeth rebuild thing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

that does not sound like much fun
does this mean i have to be nice to you?

erm....

xxx?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Meh, fun is relative.
I now have "fixed" teeth for the first time in 2 years. Progress.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

gay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's only gay if your balls touch.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You're one of us now...
one of us, one of us, one of us.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Once you go offtopic you never go back.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

This is true!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

There's far more easy fat chicks on off topic that's for sure!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I've seen the flickr pics of /talk bashes and I beg to differ.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Oh hang on! you said easy. I concurr.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

AA's bagged/banged a few of them, that just says it all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Oi
I am neither easy nor a chick.

OK, I'm not a chick.

On Thursdays.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You don't go to bashes so you don't count.
I have to keep reassuring people you are real.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Is "reassuring" really the right word?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It has ass in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

fo' sho.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

This place has bored me over to /talk on many an occasion.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Doll Dagga Buzz Buzz Ziggety Zag
which I believe is Goth for "Take us to your MDs"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Marilyn Manson is not, never was and most likely, never will be a Goth.
This is all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Aint he what every aspiring american goffick kid wants to be *
*possibly several years out of date
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

We're down to just the one nonce, now.
Who's taken to trying to find new friendships with second accounts he's made.
It's a very good way of keeping an eye on him.


As above, I think we've gotten rid of 90% of the fat moaning and food threads. It's all looking chipper at the GMoS Memorial Board.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

GmoS. Alwayz in r harts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

He saved the Jews.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Please advise us oh great JMG
Based on your /talk experience how the hell do we permanently get rid of the main twat on /OT?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

waht rachelswipe? LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Only last month a user who'd be particularly upset and fat had his mother on /talk to confront us all.
Parents is clearly the key, here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

What, seriously? You're joking, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Hi JMG, wanna play SCATCH?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Please, please let that be true.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

it is true i saw it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

No offence
but you're what the legal profession would describe as "an unreliable witness"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

i ent never lied about nothing, i definitely did saw it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

speaking as a member of said legal profession
that is NOT how we would describe him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

said legal profession claims direct.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

ooh you nasty little bitch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

how would a property lawyer describe me then?
two up, two downs, slight damp patches in the basement? would suit professional couple, current inhabited by gay loner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

pointless and pathetic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

How do you know it was his mother?
It might have been him pretending to be his mother.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

she signed up with a username xxx's mum
and i could smell her lactating
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Fuck me, that's an urgent page for Dr Freud, right there.
the Narcissistic Oedipus complex. Or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I am sorry I missed that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

haha yeah! klass that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

In a rare case of our mothers being right,
If you ignore them they go away.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

This is very true
I do wish people would learn this rather than constant winging.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

tru dat bro

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

it is a bit harsh though
anyone who wants to act like that clearly is either so socially retarded or so mentally retarded that they deserve pity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

thx bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I played my music too loud, that's why my mother went away.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)