So if it wasn't copied then you came up with this?
Important how?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It is in the American Psycho style, inspired by the building.
And important in terms of how it reconciled moralistic, Swiftian satire with the economic savagery of the Eighties.

From a technical point of view, it is a very cleverly constructed piece of fiction which addresses the Gothic, the city, the body, representations of the masculine, misogyny and wittily subverts vampire tropes in the modern Gothic.

It is also very, very funny.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

someone just started an english lit course!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Someone completed a course with a very high mark.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

we all be so impressed mister!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I'm not trying to impress anyone.
I'm not trying to fuck you, or get a job working for you, so why the shit would I want to impress you? Just because you jumped to an incorrect assumption due to your own dickheadedness and status as OT's biggest wrongcock, and I put you right, does not mean I am trying to impress anyone.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

bless!
all i said was that i was v. impressed!
which i AM!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Alright Doz-one,
You seem a little upset.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

all i said was that i was impressed by his qualifications,
after he took the time to put me right and explain to me his qualifications (not that he was doing so to impress me or anything, that was just, i thought at least, a happy side effect of him going to pains to explain his qualifications to me)
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I don't see why he'd be angry at that,
He does have impressive qualifications. Makes you think his insecurities are more complex. Maybe he was touched as a child.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

hey no need to suggest those sorts of things,
the guy completed a course with a VERY high mark.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I'm proud of him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)

DOZER FOR MOD!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

So you did write this knock off nme music review.
Sorry, you ripped off a book that you say is important but made it look like a weak media student attempt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Haha!
*sits down with popcorn*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Budge over, I want to see this too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

*proffers popcorn*
Rub my feet will you?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

No probs.
*Grabs massive handful of popcorn with one hand*
*gives half-hearted foot rub with the other*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You can pick that scab on my big toe if you want : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

*vomits copiuosly*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

if you get it off in one piece,
Can I eat it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

You're welcome to it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It's not a knockoff NME review.
And the style is deliberately gauche. I wrote it as a nod to the Batemanism of the building.

So your story is that you didn't get the joke and you don't really know what you're talking about.

Bravo that man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

wait are you trollin,
cos we hatin!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I love you so much baby.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

i'm so glad you put me right!
i was so wrong before, i'd lost my way i guess.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I got your wow so intelligent wanking.
Well done you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Thanks bbz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)