Monty I'm going to be cutting down trees with my father this weekend.
Is that okay?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This sounds manly.
Wait. What size are these trees?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Hehehe

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I wish i could embed here at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

get a job at a hotel you can embed any time you want

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

D -
must try harder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

F U

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Bonsai.
I'm sorry, but Catface's rope swing is for the chop as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Oh, he'll be gutted.
I'll fix up the wendyhouse for him instead.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

That'll be like a proper grown up house for him.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

i built a chainsaw once
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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You are George Washington etc etc
I used to DJ with a fellow who was also a tree surgeon. He ended up with a chainsaw blade between his thumb and forefinger and almost completely cut off his thumb. They just about saved it but he had the fliddiest hand on earth afterwards.

So you be careful, you dig?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I had a French teacher nicknamed Stumpy.
Allegedly he managed to chop his fingers off in a food blender. This has never been confirmed, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

By strange coincidence
one will be a cherry tree.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I hear he's a lovely feller

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)