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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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your missus and i have sorted the menu for mondaybut that's more dinner than lunch. lunch today is late because i've been teaching a small child how to
why a fucking lobster? i can draw big pouffy dresses. i can't draw fucking shellfish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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latest was 14 years ago)
you have al and roota to play with nowoff you pop, they want you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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i want you baby, nobody else, me and you got summat specialeven if you did kill your own mum i'm willing to risk it
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Then you both got to practise, so that's brilliant and will be very helpful to you as you further your career.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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hoorah i was going to fb youare you still ok to come??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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i wish you hadn't killed amberl just cos she was more attractive than you(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Yes! Just let me know where and when and I will be there. (
thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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That crusty sock of yours says yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Sure.We're meeting on the steps of Norwich cathedral, 8pm sharp.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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Are you cooking or are we going out for food?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Of course, but alas i cannot. I will come for a drink one day I PROMISE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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i don't think monty wanted you therehe said something about a horrible spasticated retard?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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Is this not the same "joke" you tried for AA?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:35,
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no his mum died of natural causes, it was awful and a terrible hardhsip for him and his familyrachelswipe murdered amberl cos she had bigger tits
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Nobody tries to stop them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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Not meI'll be right there in the thick of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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In the pink corner, AmberlIn the brown corner, rswipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:46,
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Oh my god, I'm going get killed here*greases up*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:47,
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Hang one a second hereI don't want Swipe using her bumhole on Amberls boobs.
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You could plug it with cats?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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I believe the term is witless oafCan't do monday's, monday is Zumba day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:28,
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No my wife goes, but i look after mini ape(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:44,
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I am awaiting delivery of my daughter's excellent penguin pic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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They're PISS easy.Just draw a langoustine but do it bigger.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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Not that common...I don't see you around as much as I should.
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thealternativefact, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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SADFACEI'm gonna miss your birthday too. I'm a terrible friend, why do you put up with me?
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I reckon you probably aren't far wrong.Do you want to come to Download Festival next year? Black Sabbath are reforming and Metallica are playing the whole of the Black Album.
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Even better than thatNext year's I'll Be Your Mirror has Slayer playing the whole of Reign in Blood. Come on!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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Hang on, what?How do you know that? Are you just kidding?
I've seen them do it before at Hammersmith, then when I saw them at teh Forum last year they played the whole of Seasons in teh Abyss, which was even better.
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No kidding - the rest of the line up is pretty ace toowww.atpfestival.com/events/ibymlondon2012.php
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Shit, must get tickets for that, two minute walk for me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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Consider yourself informed Rory LyonYou told me off for not letting you know about this year's.
MEET 4 BEERS? YEH?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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I HAVE TO GET TICKETS FIRST !!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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if i thought i could justify the cost i'd love to, but with sproglet and the misses not earning anymore i probably can't justify it tbhwhen do tickets go on sale?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:40,
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def not then as just spent £200 on a new camerato replace the one I lost
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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She liked Sonisphere so much she kept my jumper.I wonder if her parents might let me have it back?
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Because the postman brings me lovely treats in his large sack. (
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