So, Susannah Reid, Sian Williams or Fiona Bruce?
Answer VERY carefully.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:41, 175 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SECRET FOURTH ANSWER: Sophie Raworth.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Raworth, I probably would, after a couple of rounds with Fiona Bruce and Sian Williams, jointly and severally.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Sandie Gall

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

*googles*
woah! are you b3th?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Hahah, i think the Queen Mother fancied him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

hahaha!
Thanks very much!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

you're welcome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

can we have a boy one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

No.
You are limited to Paxman, Edwards, Alagiah and Turnbull.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

edwards?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Sexy Huw

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

oh man
Are there no hot male newsreaders?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Geraint on ITV is fit but i don't watch ITV news

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

ITV?
How frightfully common.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Oh no
It's terribly - ooh - Socialist.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

That ginger guy on BBC1 morning is well hot.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Charlie Something?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Bill Turnbull, every time.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I just did ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Reid.
Although none of them are any real cop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Reid? Are you serious?
Good god DAMN.

I suppose you are too young to appreciate the milfier side of newsreading.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I've never seen her before, just Googled her.
I'm far more obsessed with the gaggle of fanny on Sky Sports News.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

gaggle. of. fanny.
classy, barry, classy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Reid would have a big advantage with me
She'd not have to change her name when we got married.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)

She shows her drawers the most

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

williams shows her stockingtops the most.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Dunno, is this a Cluedo thing?
I'll go for Sian Williams in the kitchen with the candlestick
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

if indeed that is a candlestick

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

*checkes for wax*
Yup
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Nice venue. Easy to lay one's hands on the squirty cream for nozzle insertion fun.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I'm not sure she'd appreciate a candlestick up her growler.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

not everything needs to go straight up the chuff
you know. YOu'll learn, young man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Are you advocating a bit of Foxtrottery?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)

that's one option

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I won't, if you don't mind.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

fair enough
but candlesticks have candles and hey have candle wax and, if i remember correctly, that is fun too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

'fun'....
I think I can remember that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Oi, don't start!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)

or you
IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

December 15th.
Out come the flags and marching bands for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)

We should just get a big b3ta orgy going
then we could all stop complaining.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Hmm
Can you imagine the sort of people that would sign up?

I could do with a shag, but there are lines I'd draw.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

it'd be all triuckers called dave

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

In frocks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I am NOT doing a trucker in a frock..
He can call himself Dave, or Daphne, or whatever but that isn't going on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)

its not gay if you give

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

or if you cry.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

It is.
I couldn't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

not even if it was a really nice dress?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

None
www.celebry.co.uk/ttt/0gabf2765
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Wouldn't touch her with yours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

She's hot.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

No she's Pob AICMFP.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Racist!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I'm not racist, I sort of half know a black geezer.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Did he steal your telly?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Alright Barry?
Still listening to house?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

He was better in Jeeves & Wooster.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Now he thinks he's a fucking blues singer.
Bullet - hand me - thanks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Sloped off a bit init.
I've been exploring loads of preppy American college electro outfits.
This is on non stop at the moment; youtu.be/oUnrNDnn3p0
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Do you like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zW9R9sj894&ob=av2n
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I fucking LOVES Hercules.
Geographer and Starfucker are taking up most of my time at the moment.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Good man.
You know those Freakin' podcasts?

The current one is by the best of the residents. Get on it like it's colonic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Link a brother up (please).

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

gazzed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

She looks a bit dykey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Nipple!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

huh huh
munchety
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I just found out Gok Wan's a bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

He hides it well.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

He just minced in to my kitchen and quended me up, professional standard quending.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Fuck - Pol Pot was a mass murderer!
And I really thought he meant well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'll be honest here.
I just thoroughly fucking enjoyed Eastenders doing Queen on Children in Need.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Me too.
I even didn't mind the obvious stage school brats hamming it up in their best voices.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Shirley though. Fucking hell.
Isn't she fucking goooorgeous eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Susanna Forever, Sian Never.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

You are fucking weird.
And you are also freefair, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

no.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

yes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

nope.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You were yapping on about Sandwell the other day.
Who the fuck knows about Sandwell other than that stupid prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Why, what did he have to do with the godforsaken borough?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

He was Mayor of it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

A psoition somewhat akin to "Chav Fuhrer".

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

And this - of course
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=Youtube+xtc+may&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGNI_en-GBGB458&q=youtube+xtc+mayor+of+simpleton&gs_upl=0l0l0l23377lllllllllll0&aqi=g3
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

*Approves*

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I like XTC

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

is that a type of phonee?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Thats HTC.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

your face is a type of phone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Smart and Touchable.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

cracked and disposible

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I always feel compelled to explain.
That:-

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=youtube%20xtc%20the%20disappointed&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CB8QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZG3YTqOlIkI&ei=NdHGTqjfM5CzhAeLu6jgDw&usg=AFQjCNF04F72BiQc7Lyy5biKssd2lmLxNQ

Is where my name comes from.

Edit - for a long time my sig was "The king of broken hearts."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I like ecstasy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

^this
Is it as good as the olden days?
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

No.
I was spoilt rotten back in the day.

It was all about Mitsubishis and DnB. Speckled pills, staying awake for 24 hours, Arab Strap and Mogwai for the comedown, slow, langorous sex, listening to the birds as they started to sing and having an aching jaw the next day from the gurning and the noshing.

Great days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)

*sighs*
*reminces*
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Fancy going raving in Leeds sometime?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I'm too old for that now.
Nothing worse than a middle aged woman gurning,.

Thanks for the offer though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Meh. I see people in their 40s at house nights all the time.
It's a very welcoming environment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I am quite open to the idea.
Just scared of looking a tit. Well more a tit than usual.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Don't worry about it.
Like I say, I see loads of people in their 40s at club nights. Nobody bats an eyelid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Then it's doable.
Gaz me when you have something in mind : )))
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Will do.
Is Leeds doable for you?

I live in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah! no worries.
Only an hour by train and I can book a hotel.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Kewl.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

: )))

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

If you're doing that I'll find out where my brother-in-law DJs
I think it's a place on Merrion Street.

It's all breakbeat stuff but this is the former head of marketing for Sony BMG.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

What's his DJing name?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Biff
He works with Chico and Eric.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Which venue?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Cedric Street I think

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Just tried to find that myself
It's a spin off from North Bar/Sandanista. If you know Sandanista, he's one of the owners of it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Lets face it
It's either Dozer standing on his own or Dozer standing with you.

You'll enhance things a lot. I'd say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I'm very good looking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

So am I
If you're exceptionally drunk and have a gammy eye.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Mahna Mahna!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

doo dooo dododo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I said yeah yeah.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

sobered up a bit
bored now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Start drinking again.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

i've got a snuffly nose now
it's all not so appealing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'd give you an internet hug
but I don't want to get poorly again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

i appreciate the sentiment
I think i was silly - I forgot to take my drugs yesterday and took extra today, which probably accounts for getting drunjk quicker and sobering up quicker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

MOAR BOOZE!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

orange juice for the cold
vodka just to 'bulk itup'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

That sounds like a fucking good idea.
I'm going to get me some of that action.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

It's always teh answer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

And it's all gone very quiet
Are we all watching baked-bean coloured dullards trying to explain that the vile spawn of the unhwashed and uneducated deserve our hard earned cash?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)

hell no
I've never been happier not to own a telly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I'm faced with two choices
Walk to offy, or bed.

I'm tilting toward the latter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

yeah, me too
I am proper sleepy. Time to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Yeah.
Tits. Oh, I'm yearning for tits.

OK, I could pay for tits but it's not real.

TD - lustful, going to bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

You all dead?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I am
/talk might be your answer now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I fucking hope not, it's gone all weird there.
Best thread EVER on b3ta earlier on today and then it got fucked after that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:06, Reply)

best thread evar on /talk?
Was it as good as the time when mistaspakkaman came clean about his cock not doing that precum thing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:08, Reply)

That was on here
Spak didn't do /talk.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)

even better than Bou Syncubus and Ding all put together and wanking over blick squirrels with golden bums.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7382865

I rarely proper lol here anymore but this did it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I don't know Guv
See - I just don't understand /talk.

I only post on O/T occasionally.

/Talk just goes too fast for a one fingered typist like me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Fair enough.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I was going to go to bed
But if you want to explain your alienation from that other place I'll stay up a little longer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Too much thread deletion and general fucking around.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:15, Reply)

plus half of them are pedos

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

and nonces.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I'm not a miserable cunt SSG but there's only so much thread deletion and MW I can take.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:21, Reply)

i am a miserable cunt but i agree

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I've spent most of the afternoon in my local.
Where you can't delete threads or fuck around.

Don't think I'm being supercilliuos or anything, but this is a place to be glib, and flippant. Isn't it? Why take it seriously?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I don't but the same endless shite is dull.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I last came on here on Tuesday
That makes it less repetetive to me.

I'm also fairly selective in the posters that I engage with.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm a thread slut. I know.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Again, sounds supercillious
But fuck off somewhere else for a bit.

I treat B3TA as a place to go when I'm bored or - as tonight - when I've had a few.

I am in no way a balanced individual but I this is a place that is suitable only for a certain mindset, and certainly should not be a default setting for all of your daily interaction.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Being off work looking after my ill partner I have little else to escape with.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I didn't know that
And I'm honestly sorry if I've hit a raw nerve.

Maybe I don't know what the solution is then, but I do know that if you're assuming that you're engaging in some sort of microcosm of society by enthralling yourself in ANY b3ta board all day and every day you're very sadly mistaken.

Boss, I can't tell you what you need to do. All I can say is that you're embroiled in some Warner Bros cartoon here. It's entertaining, it's engaging, but it's not real life.

I wish I could carry on, but I really must sleep now. You're a good man and you have my thoughts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:54, Reply)

cheers chief. Night.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:56, Reply)

i only care about their output rather than their characters etc

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Reid

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Williams.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I have a hyphenated surname.
Get the other bit!

Why are you not doing what I would do in Chicago?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Because there are no boys to bum handy right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:29, Reply)

ha! homosexuals!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)

school did cut out at 3:15

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I'm meant to be going to the grateful dead gig but am sick as a dog
what would you be doing
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Subtract 5 hours
And I'd be in The Plymouth, Friday night, giving it my educated UK accent and going for a bit of naked bedtop action.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:33, Reply)

That bar is good but there are other much better places. Weeds, Fat Cats, Electric Playground etc

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:45, Reply)

London Andrews.
Not safe for work if you search.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 23:31, Reply)