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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like the chanting bit the best.Park, Park, where ever you may be,
You it dogs in your own country.
But it could be worst, you could be scouce
Eating rats in your counicl house.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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What's that coming over the hill, is it chimbonda, is it chimbonA ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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I don't understand a word of this.You were missed last night by the way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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My insides really really REALLY suck =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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And number one, is robby keen, and number two, is robby keen. And number three? It's robby kean... We all dream of a team of robby kean, a team of robby kean, a team of robby kean. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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Is it just my utter lack of knowledge about football or are these the most surreal chants ever?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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Park and Chimbonda are people(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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Silly GonzChimbonda is not person, only shit fullback
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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Doe he still play for "The [Amazing/Mighty/Jolly Good] Spurs" ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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Makes slightly more senseI'll be honest, I'm out of my depth with all this football talk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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This is proof that you only need to know 1% about a subject than whoever you're talking too to apear clever.Those three chants are pretty much the _only_ thing I know about football.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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I wouldn't go so far as to say it made you appear clever.If anything, I was knocking IQ points off for each chant...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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Best one ever was at Andy Goram, the Rangers keeper.He was diagnosed schizophrenic, so the chant went, "There's only two Andy Gorams!"
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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My favourite was aimed at formerly-shit striker Bobby Zamora"When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora..."
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Hahahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Or at Tim Howard after it was revealed he had tourettes My old man said, be a goalkeeper.
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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There's only one John OsterOnly one John Oster
He used to be shite
But now he's alright
walking in an Oster wonderland
He was always shite, I just always liked the chant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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The Liverpool one at Alan Shearer was mildly entertaining"You should've stayed on the telly!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Pfft, he's a better manager than he is a punditGod have mercy on his soul.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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*recalls rat-au-vin gag from Blackadder Goes Forth*(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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I'd try a guinee pig. I reckon one of those rats that are the size of cats might be quite tasty, can't even imagine how Rodant tastes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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