What, in the name of all that is holy, are 'Spanx'?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Those big knickers that go from your ribs to your knees
and hold all your rolls of fat in.
Us lolfatties need them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm picturing Victorian swimming costumes, for some reason.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Not far off.
But made of strong elastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

A breach of the Trade Descriptions Act
cf. Gel-filled bras
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Exactly.
If blokes all went out for the evening with a rolled up pair of socks down the front of our trollies we'd be 'pathetic' but it's perfectly acceptable for women to wear false tits and wrap themselves up in fucking Bacofoil to hide their muntiness.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Do you shout obscenities at them from your bedroom window...
in your mum's house...

while you let teh dog lick peanut butter off your balls...

and you wank into your sisters dirty knickers?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Yes, yes I do.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I don't have a problem with gel filled bras
just pointing out that this isn't a general man opinion, here.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

neither do I, they can go out wearing whatever they like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What, you mean that if you get a woman back to yours
and she removes her bra, only to demonstrate that she is perhaps not as gifted in the chest department as she may have seemed in the bar a few hours earlier, you don't immediately pull your clothes back on and escort her out the door with a flea in her ear? Shame on you, shame on you indeed.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I know. I'm pretty sure this makes me gay, or something.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

The difference is, if a guy is hiding that, he might not be up to the job. If a girl's hiding that, she still would be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Imagine the scene Gonz....
~~~~ Wavy lines ~~~~

You escort a young lady home from a discotheque. A few drinks back at yours, some engaging banter, some mood music and then you head for the bedroom.

You then discover that her chest is as flat as fuck, and she's got a pot belly.

Still up for it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

How many drinks?
and will my mates find out?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

A half pint of lager shandy
and yes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Can I do her up the shitter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I think it would be rude not to.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

pass the lurpack i'm going down pig ally
SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I view gel-filled bras much as I do fake boobs
I'm never going to get chance to examine the contents so I might as well appreciate the effort they've put into maintaining a pleasant aesthetic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This makes sense I suppose.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

This
we don't enjoy looking flat chested, you know. It's just as much for our benefit as it is for anyone that's looking.
(berk, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)