How well-known is Quentin?
If not him, Noel & Liam Gallagher's mother, assuming I'm allowed to travel back in time and erase them from existence retroactively.

Alt: Bono
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I dreamt about you last night : )
We were in some sort of dancing act and very nearly got jiggy with it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

*looks over shoulder, expecting to see Monty*
Me? Really?

...was I good?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

What? at dancing?

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Of course not
I know I'm good at dancing...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Haha!
Like I said, we nearly got jiggy with it. A friend of yours appeared and caught us about to retire to my hotel room. This kind of thing always happens in my dreams : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Bird
What has the world come to when you can't get laid in your own dreams?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I fucking know.
I'd love to know what Freud has to say about this.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Ask him next time you are in bed togther

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

No friend of mine would cock-block me
Who was it? I'll send the boys round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I think your girlfriend was milling about somewhere too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Your next dream needs MOAR paddling pool full of jelly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Why on earth do you admire that tax-avoiding pious paddy wanker?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I don't, obviously
Was just struggling to think of someone I do admire that wouldn't draw epic abuse. So I went for the other end of the scale
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

* cancels Darth's mental health evaluation *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Just as well
I don't have a week spare
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

How about a short course of ECT?
Could probably squeeze that in in your lunch hour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen
Seriously, I'm asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Despite its poor reputation (largely due to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), it is actually quite an effective treatment.
Carrie Fisher apparently regularly volunteers for it.

*lures in nerd with sci-fi connection*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Very well played
I will need slightly more detail than that though. Like how much it hurts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Pain is transient
You won't remember a thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

About the treatment?
Or, like, ever?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Let's just say that you will wake up from it as a new man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

This deal is getting worse all the time
^FILM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I run a company called Dignitas electrical, I'd happily wire you up for free.
You just need to sign a disclaimer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Apologies if I'm nicking your punchline
disclaimer Will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Do you have any cash or assets to leave me?
I exclude your fried body from this.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You wake up straight.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

IIRC I think Lou Reed was "treated" with ECT as a young man to cure his gayness.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Will it cure my congenital whinging?

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

You could end up in a straitjacket, in a padded cell, with a rubber stick between your teeth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Before anyone else says it
sti co
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)