Oh lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I saw this and thought that this is proof that Universities are dumbing down.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

She does look like a proper spastic.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Neither does she appear embarrased.
However, my spelling is.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Phwor!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking retarded bitch.
1) Nobody believed she 'fell' out of bed 'into' it.
2) Baltently she could get out on her own if she tried... she just wanted to see some 'hot' fireman
3) It cost a fair few bob to get her out.
4) She probably stopped a real emergancy from getting help as quick as it could.
5) She's proud of it.

Stupid little student girl, she should reimberse the country for _all_ education (including pre-GCSE) because clearly she has wasted her educators time.... that, or she should sue them for doing such a bad job.

Still, would.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

given that staff tried to help her first, i think she might genuinely have been stuck

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

not sure why the fire service was needed though, they could have just found some bolt cutters or something

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

^this^
What the fuck is wrong with people?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

It's part of the human condition blaireau, you drink until you piss your pants, this woman likes attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Barely worth the effort of a reply.
Can you try a different tack please?
It's been boring for a while now...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Stuck in the alcoholic rut eh?
Think of your kid man (and other road users) and throw that bottle away, and thank the lord Jesus Christ for your deliverance from sin
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

How fucking stupid are you?
I'm not the one stuck in the rut, that much should be obvious to even a retard like you.
As I've said before you're like a cracked record.
The only thing you ever go on about is your obsession with my alleged alcoholism.
You need help even more than you think I do.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

The shape of that paragraph looks like a song but it doesn't read like a song.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Very poetic of you ;)
Likes x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I could have got her out of that with the Swiss Army knife I carry on my belt, never mind bold cutters.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Furthermore...
Bolt croppers?
A decent pair of side-cutters would've done the job, either that or a fucking junior hacksaw.
We're talking about a student "stuck" in a fucking clothes-horse here, not a fucking kid with it's head stuck in metal railings.
Christ on a fucking bike, if this is the future then we're fucked.


And relax.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Who was it said we'd get on?
They may have been right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I dunno dude, they were perhaps perceptive?
Let the cunt lie down with the badger...
Or summink ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Are you calling me a badger?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Exactly the opposite!
How's your French?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)

atrocious
I'd probably not starve to death if dropped in France but it's bed. I'm best at apologising for being english, I find it breaks the ice nicely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Blaireau is French for badger.
I was calling you a cunt.
But in a nice way ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Ahh, very perceptive of you then.
fuck's sake that means there's 4 of you, what the fuck is it with badgers on this forum, we have an amorous one, a grammar one, and mighty one and now a bloody French badger too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I am the neatest of them all.
The rest of them are phonies.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

That famous flash animation by Jonti Picking had something to do with the first crop.
There were quite a few Badgers besides the amorous and mighty ones back in t'day.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

My choice was more of an homage to Bernard Hinault.
My all-time hero.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Oh God not this again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Oh, God, not what again?
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)

We've had more than enough forays into French for this calendar year

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Va t'en.
Connard.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

To be honest, it's Derby.
This must be the news highlight of the week, or month.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

A fair point!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Contemporary higher education in "being all about aspiration and overinflating the skill base rather than common sense" shocker.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)