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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright nonceburgers?
I handed in my notice today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:12, 170 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
When do you start the new job?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:25, Reply)
it will be early january.
I have had the unconditional offer, just waiting for my current work to confirm my early leaving date.

So I just need to confirm start date with the new lot then they will issue the contract.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Remind us all what you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I believe he's a male catalogue model.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)
He must have a lot of pairs of slacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)
And a fine range of knitwear.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Seems to be the sort of person to be nice to.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Congratulations.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:31, Reply)
when's the party?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Woo.
I've just applied for a job working alongside a mate and former colleague. And the missus has been potentially headhunted by another school, who'll pay her three times as much as she's getting now. I have a good feeling about this.

*awaits the inevitable sound of a thousand hopes crashing mockingly around ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Yay!
When will you and sweary find out?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Her: it sounds urgent so maybe tomorrow.
Me: probably know if I have an interview next week sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)
*excites*
Will have something to celebrate at the following weekend then : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Apart from that : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)
*smirks*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
what are you two fucking or something

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
*winks suggestively*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
so what are you gonna do,
i'd go fanny, arsehole, fanny, mouth, then finish on the tits, that's just me though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I'd probably open with a walk and dinner.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I'm not a fucking porn star.
No arsehole till the very end.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Noel then Quentin?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
hey i didnt say you were i just have my system, usually works

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Here's hoping!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
* crosses fingers *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
While we are waiting for Doz to finish his wank, other news:
I got my new tax code today. It is 1T this means I get a personal allowance of 1 golden pond a month before I start paying tax.

I think I may appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)
i dont think i understand

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
You must be my tax man then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)
what is this about a golden pond?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I want one.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I've just set off the best fucking stew in the world, it'll be going for three hours, I was looking forward to an early night an all.
For some reason now I really want a golden pond.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
You are tourettes AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
That'd be awesome, I've always wanted a cracking pair of tits.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Ermmm Noel, what's a golden pond?
*expects to regret asking this.*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)
I could ask you the same thing, sir.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Henry Fonda's last film?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445658
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
If I edit that The world won't make sense anymore
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
I can't figure out for the life of me what you meant in the first place.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)
OH pound, right.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:07, Reply)
It really wasn't worth the effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)
You mentioned it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:00, Reply)

pond shower
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
BGB is correct. I am a catalogue model by profession.
And at weekends I DJ techy breakbeat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Gimp mask catologue model
Or general work?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
General.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
well done
now, internet nerds, tell me why my computer and my phone won't talk to each other. Have they had an argument?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Why would they talk to each other?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
so that the computer will make tunes
go on the phone and then i can listen to tunes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Jesus Christ!
What is this witchcraft you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
i think it's magic
unfortunately I need a magician
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Android?
Htc? I might be able to help if so, whatMs the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
yes! HTC legend
htc sync says it's not attached, phone says htc sync isn't on my computer. Just installing another version now, but nowt seems to be fixing it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
simple answer: HTC Sync is a big pile of poo.
I basically gave up using it, althought it did 'work' for me it was just not worth the bother. I handle syncing music by connetcing as a removable drive (you should get the option when you plug in the USB) and using synctoy(free) to sync the music folder on the sd card to a folder on my PC. Would that work for you or are you dead set on htc sync?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
no preference
I shall try that now, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
hmm, phone thinks it's attached
computer doesn't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
restart both and sacrifice a chicken
I can on;lt say my phone has been pretty reliable on this, are you on windows 7?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
sorry, I'm on XP, may mke a difference, no idea really.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
HTH

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Evening you bunch
Of Deacons. What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Ain't nothing going on but the rent.
You gotta have a J.O.B. if you wanna get with me.
Finance equals romance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
ALLWOMENAREWHORES

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
You wish!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
YOUGOTTAFLASHTHECASH4GASH

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Well you're in then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I'm well tight

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
No, I'm well tight.
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
What's your record for fingers up there?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Eleventy one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
This is very important information for my forum user matrix

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

forum user matrix dirty mind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I'm sat in the chinese waiting for a mushroom curry.
My proper internet is being flakey soI might have to read a book of summat later instead of playing with my internet chums.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
S'OK I'm home, with my curry and I has internet

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Huzzah!
Teevee is fucking boring...........again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Then read a book, or something.
what do you want form me, I'm eating curry?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Meh!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
*eats curry*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
*sulks some more*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
*proffers nommy nommy cake*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I'm a savoury person more than a sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Right, it's pretend cake or a shit curry with no meat and a crappy potato from the shit turkish shop down the road that's really heroin

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Erm....................................................................
Can I have a packet of posh crisps then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
James Bond's on ITV4.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
:(((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
i should be doing some work
but I only got abck from work about an hour ago and I really can't be arsed but the deadline it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
If they ask you tomorrow where it is
Say your dog ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
sure wish this was an option
I've not eaten yet either, that's the tricker issue right now. It's all a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Have some dust.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
dust is so very delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
And low in calories too!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Oh lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I saw this and thought that this is proof that Universities are dumbing down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
She does look like a proper spastic.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Neither does she appear embarrased.
However, my spelling is.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Phwor!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Fucking retarded bitch.
1) Nobody believed she 'fell' out of bed 'into' it.
2) Baltently she could get out on her own if she tried... she just wanted to see some 'hot' fireman
3) It cost a fair few bob to get her out.
4) She probably stopped a real emergancy from getting help as quick as it could.
5) She's proud of it.

Stupid little student girl, she should reimberse the country for _all_ education (including pre-GCSE) because clearly she has wasted her educators time.... that, or she should sue them for doing such a bad job.

Still, would.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
given that staff tried to help her first, i think she might genuinely have been stuck

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
not sure why the fire service was needed though, they could have just found some bolt cutters or something

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
^this^
What the fuck is wrong with people?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
It's part of the human condition blaireau, you drink until you piss your pants, this woman likes attention

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Barely worth the effort of a reply.
Can you try a different tack please?
It's been boring for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Stuck in the alcoholic rut eh?
Think of your kid man (and other road users) and throw that bottle away, and thank the lord Jesus Christ for your deliverance from sin
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
How fucking stupid are you?
I'm not the one stuck in the rut, that much should be obvious to even a retard like you.
As I've said before you're like a cracked record.
The only thing you ever go on about is your obsession with my alleged alcoholism.
You need help even more than you think I do.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)
The shape of that paragraph looks like a song but it doesn't read like a song.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Very poetic of you ;)
Likes x
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I could have got her out of that with the Swiss Army knife I carry on my belt, never mind bold cutters.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Furthermore...
Bolt croppers?
A decent pair of side-cutters would've done the job, either that or a fucking junior hacksaw.
We're talking about a student "stuck" in a fucking clothes-horse here, not a fucking kid with it's head stuck in metal railings.
Christ on a fucking bike, if this is the future then we're fucked.


And relax.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Who was it said we'd get on?
They may have been right.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I dunno dude, they were perhaps perceptive?
Let the cunt lie down with the badger...
Or summink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Are you calling me a badger?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Exactly the opposite!
How's your French?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)
atrocious
I'd probably not starve to death if dropped in France but it's bed. I'm best at apologising for being english, I find it breaks the ice nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Blaireau is French for badger.
I was calling you a cunt.
But in a nice way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Ahh, very perceptive of you then.
fuck's sake that means there's 4 of you, what the fuck is it with badgers on this forum, we have an amorous one, a grammar one, and mighty one and now a bloody French badger too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I am the neatest of them all.
The rest of them are phonies.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)
That famous flash animation by Jonti Picking had something to do with the first crop.
There were quite a few Badgers besides the amorous and mighty ones back in t'day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)
My choice was more of an homage to Bernard Hinault.
My all-time hero.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Oh God not this again

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Oh, God, not what again?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
We've had more than enough forays into French for this calendar year

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Va t'en.
Connard.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
To be honest, it's Derby.
This must be the news highlight of the week, or month.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
A fair point!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Contemporary higher education in "being all about aspiration and overinflating the skill base rather than common sense" shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Fine cheers.
Good luck.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Watching this program about sperm dorors
why on god's earth would you willingly father, potentially hundreds of children some of whom will inevitably one day look you up? Anonymity my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Cash and a feeling of carrying on one's genes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Maybe it's because I'd not be able to have a child without feeling responsible for it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You are in a minority.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
In oh so many ways.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Sod the children,
the thought of bailiffs chiselling the entire unpaid child maintenance bill from you (plus interest) ten years later is enough to put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I'm bored.
I went christmas shopping earlier, thinking that the shops would be open late.

They weren't all open. So I came home with a jumper I don't need to justify walking around for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Poor.
Jeff I'mm gonna tidy up and go to bed. night night.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Fair enough.
Did you buy a new bed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)
nah, chickened out
gonna wait til new year and buy a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I can imagine it was a scary time.
Thinking of buying a bed must be quite a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
yay
finished work for the evening!

just realised how many books i need to read to teach this thing next year eek
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Yay for work finishing!
Boo for work ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Yay for JeffTheDogFucker

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
DOUBLE YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Obviously.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
YAY!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Everybody shake your stuff...
Jeff is here, and he's street-tuff!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Less 'street'
More 'avenue'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Close.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Me too!
But you knew that...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
heh
all starts again tomorrow - gotta pester some people and put together a big document for some dude. As well as all the normal shit. Might even teach a bunch of lessons, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Well it was your idea to get a proper job!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
She'll be getting pets and a mortgage next.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Innit
Have you uploaded your c.v to any job boards yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I have.
But I have not yet started job pestering in earnest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Well start.
In the new year people will start making new years resolutuons and the competition will be greater.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
oo. I hadn't thought of that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Well you need to GET THINKING!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
*gets thinking*
*hurts brain*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Also consider applying for a few things that pay less than you'd like
Just to get a bit of current experience.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
yeah, it's all fun

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Fun house.
A whole lotta fun, prizes to be won....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Think I've found the problem
my brother has given me a shonky USB cable, it works occassionally when it's jiggled, then stops :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
well thnk you lucky strs it's a standard micro USB and can be replaced for a couple of quid
and not some bespoke apple expensivness.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Core!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I relly should be in bed
it took me seconds to get that...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

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