I could do that but then I'd fear for my sanity.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You don't miss what you never had

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Bollocks
I miss Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Faith is better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

you gotta have Faith.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

As is Willow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

fuck off with your wilow shit fucken ginger mong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*checks watch*
One hour, that lasted. Never mind - see you tomorrow guys, if we all start a bit earlier maybe we can get in extra mong-free time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

i'm sorry what was that? i couldn't hear your whining through my bitter tears of homosexual rejection
and willow was shit,a nd sos how i met your mum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I disagree
SMG is magnificent, Willow is not too bad, but not even in the same league.

It's like saying County are better than Forest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

The difference is,
no-one has EVER said that. Ever.

Except you, just now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

:D

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I miss how it made my tummy feel when I watched it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Awww
Did the nasty vampires make you shit yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'll just leave this here

Buffy was shit, no it was fucking shit, as was, is and always will be anything written by Josh Weedon or whatever the yankee prick is called
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

naked badger = seldom wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I'd high five you Quentin
but only dicks high five
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

its like your never wrong, badger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Would that not be a high one then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Hahaha not only have you got this spectacularly wrong
but you've even got the local spastic agreeing with you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

whoa thats out of order pal, i haven't been gettin personal with you theres no need for that
buffy wasn't that good that a man of your age should still be raving about it 10 years after it was cancelled for being shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I don't think it was cancelled, was it?
I mean, the series finished. I know that Angel was cancelled, but I thought Buffy finished on it's own terms?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Two things, son
You can't behave in the way you do and then claim someone else is out of order for having a pop.

I wasn't raving about it - the original post was intended to be a riff on the term "miss what you've never had". I don't really miss it, although it was quality TV.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'd rather spoon my eyes out than watch that, Angel, Charmed, Friends etc ever again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

To lump it in with Friends and Charmed is just unfair.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Step-daughter TV for me
sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Really not seeing the connection between it and Friends
Charmed can fuck off though, it was just the product of Buffy's popularity and had nowt going for it. Apart from Alyssa Milano. And latterly Rose McGowan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It was good to watch with no sound on, I'll grant you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Perfect Xbox TV

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

So, you hate Toy Story then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

he was one of eight writers
I suspect he was the "Adam" of the group, ie made the tea and was a target for spitballs and wedgies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

what did he have to do with toy story?
tell me he wasn't woody, woody was a prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

One of the writers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Tom Hanks was Woody, you muppet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I dislike Tom hanks in many films
I sometimes feel like the only one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That's big of you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Gaz him that
So he's got mail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

If that was meant to be funny..
..I've either missed the punchline or we've got nothing in common.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

It was a combination of various factors, Bill
My inability to think of a decent Tom Hanks film title upon which to riff, my shocking lack of skill in the punning department and most of all, the lack of coffee in my morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

The Green Mile is an excellent film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Attention all, Darth needs a splash of coffee. Volunteers?
If no-one volunteers I'll have to take a poll o' 13 people to decide who gets to do it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Tom Hanks was in She's got Mail.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Isn't it "You've got mail"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Yes, probably.
The fact you know it better makes me worry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Never seen it
I just remember the name was similar to the old AOL login sound.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

There's no real reason for you to see it
because you're a boy.

Yes, I've seen it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

My Terminal access isn't working at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You should catch your IT support guy
if you can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You're really not.
I don't know what it is about him, but I'm with you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

tom hanks is one of the shittest actors of all time
most especially since his hair went wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hanks: not getting the spastic vote

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

have you seen his films? tell me you agree with me, it would mean so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm actually not a huge Hanks fan kiddo, but he's obviously not a shit actor
And he's been in plenty of very entertaining films.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

sorry what whoa? hold up, have you seen da vinci code?
or that harry one with jula roberts? or charlie higsons war?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

polar express

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

i did like joe vs the volcano tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

and the burbs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

and castaway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

but other than that he's shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

oh and toy story 1 & 2
not 3 tho cos it made me cry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

made me cry wasn't very good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

The Green Mile & Saving Private Ryan are two excellent films

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

tehy are two of his worst

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I disagree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I suspect Gary be trollin' at this point mate
Ignore him and he might go away. Like a fart in a lift.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

i'm serious dude, a film about a black superhero whose afraid of the dark?
pull the other one, load of shit

I can take or leave saving private ryan, too many americans giving it the old 'yahoo! lets kills some nazis'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

As it happens I haven't seen any of those
but judging by the fact that you've got two of the titles wrong, I suspect you haven't either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

they are awful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

WOODY WAS A PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

was y

+gave me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

BOING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is true.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)