Morning Cow
Best: I'm earning quite a chunk of extra money from my second job this week, and last night I cooked a rather good Lasagne (warning: rather large).

Worst: Got a hospital appointment on Friday, then after that I find out when I'm going in for my operation. I'm really not looking forward to that.

As for the strike, I find I'm neither for, nor against them.

Alt: In other words, shit in a pot?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Morning
That lasagne does look good. The requisite amount of cheese has been used (i.e. all of it)

What is the op for?

Alt:
Buy Pot Noodle, cover in cotton wool and add eyes. Purchase £1 figure from cheapy shop. Glue to back end of now sheep. Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Ahh, that's not too bad then, sounds like a good idea!
I'm getting circumcised, not hugely looking forward to it tbh.

I only used half the amount of cheese I expected tbh, but I've still got a fair amount of bolognaise sauce left over, so might make a couple of mini lasagne tonight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Jacket potato + bolognaise + cheese = nom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

This is true, hmm...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

*crosses legs*
Oof. So you've decided to go ahead with becoming a Jew then? I don't think Monty will be very pleased with you...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Not so much of a choice as a necessity now
Stupid phimosis. (don't google that)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

No, I learned that the hard way last time you mentioned it.
I hope it all goes ok for you, mate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Thank you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

'The hard way'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Obviously I have to Google that now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Sorry fella, I did warn you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Hope it goes off without a hitch mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Comes off without a stitch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*chortle*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Edit: probably NSFW and NSFE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmX6RdRNoqk
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not gonna lie to you AA, I was circumcised when I was about six and I can STILL hear the echoes of my waking screams in my head.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Noel, take your hand out of your pocket.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

All I can say is, make sure the cunts sort you out with some proper pain-killers.
Admittedly it was thirty years ago so maybe the procedure has changed and aftercare improved somewhat. I dunno. Good luck if it's required anyways.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I believe the painkillers are fairly impressive
I know to wear tight underwear for several days afterwards, although this isn't exactly difficult, due to the fact I have a massive arse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Ladies do like a circumsized man though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Can't wait to see your new chat-up lines mate
AA: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: *looks unimpressed*
AA: That's a smashing blouse.
Girl: *rolls eyes*
AA: You're very attractive.
Girl: ...cheers.
AA: I let a doctor at my cock with a knife recently.
Girl: TAKE ME HOME AND FUCK ME RAGGED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I don't think I've ever used a chat up line in my life (aside from the pisstake one my friend and I used at school)
Which is odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I certainly haven't
Wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Mind you, I haven't been single and in a position to chat anyone up for 14 years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

NO, WITHERSPOON!!!111!!
Hang on, that's not right...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I think that's a bit weird, myself
It's not like you can display this asset when chatting up a woman in a bar, and it can't be the easiest thing to get into conversation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I think it's better but it's not a deal breaker.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

So... sex is on, yeah?
Even though I've still got all of my penis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'll be in Bradford in August
I was going to meet AA for a pint, perhaps he and his circumcised penis can join in?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Will do my best to meet up this time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It was my fault last time
We are still talking for sex, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think the deal has already been made by the time you find out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Erm.................A lady can decline at any stage of the deal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

A friend of mine once pulled a lad, got him home, but before they did anything, he stopped her and said "There's something you should probably know, before we start", and proceeds to tell her he's not got a very big knob
She says he wasn't joking, it was very small, and turned her off pretty much immediately. However, she knew that if she declined after that, it'd be pretty gutting for him, so went for it anyway.

I'm torn between sympathy and hysteria everytime she tells this story.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This happened to me once but I was very drunk and pretended to fall asleep.......to my shame.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That wouldn't have stopped me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So was she, I'm still shocked she didn't laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Alright, alright. I wasn't advocating rape
The same is true for a gentleman too (although far less likely)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Can't you?
No wonder I kept getting thrown out of nightclubs.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

No changes to the procedure or improvements in the aftercare are going to alter the fact that they will be taking a sharp knife to his penis.
He should demand some strong opiates.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Which bit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Ha, pre-emptive edit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

pah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Um
"I'm getting circumcised, not hugely looking forward to it tbh.

I only used half the amount of cheese I expected..."

Nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You're a sick sick man

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

That's why you love me
You are too, I know you lolled at that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I can't help it
It's not my fault my discharge looks like this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You're a sick sick man

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Come on Darth, you know that everything sick and deprived you can do, I can do better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

That, my friend, is a fucking challenge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

For you, maybe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

the cheese comment came too close to the circumcision for my liking
so is the cheese WHY the circumcision is needed? or is it a consequence of the condition?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Consequence of the condition, the only way to sort it at this stage is circumcision.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)