I'm reluctant to join this thread as it appears to have been infested with Trolls
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

GAY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

This is obviously a Legless joke
OBVIOUSLY

YOU MASSIVE FANNY-HAVING PERSON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ouch
Oh man I can dish it but I can't take it *runs off crying*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

*obvious black eyes joke*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*obvious anal seepage joke*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Oh charming
I accuse you of having big tits, you accuse me of having worn out my clenching muscles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

*shrugs*
It's been a long day. I'm going for the cheap jokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Bloke walks into a pet shop and asks "Got any dogs going cheap?"
Shop Assistant says, "No, Sir. All our dogs go woof"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

*something about hands in the Trill*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*something about an enormous bill*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

*something about the one with the pink nose*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

You're calling me cheap now?
Admittedly, for you I'd probably waive the non-refundable deposit, but you're still looking at being £6 out of pocket. £8 if you want conversation afterwards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

£6 it is then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

conversation to avoid the usual crying
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I cry during now
Extra lubrication
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

How do you get the tears to your arsehole?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Everything leads to my arsehole eventually
The Romans based their roads on my circulatory system
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

He's so ugly that when he cries the tears roll down his back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Why do you have to make it so personal?
*cries*

*down back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

This image amuses me muchly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm glad my hideous face is of use to someone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You're lucky Al and his mad photoshop skillz aren't here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'd rather have had that luck in the face lottery

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Duh, obviously.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Oh, that picture you asked for?
A pile of shit with letters in it? Any picture from the City Ground last night should do the trick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Bring back Mclaren!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
BUMSEX

/darth foxtrot's diary
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Wakey Wakey
Eggy Soldiers
type type type type type type
CBeebies
Din Dins
Beddy Byes.

/Quentin Oftiweak's Diary
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

runny eggs and soldiers is tea time of champions!
You can't knock it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

its always the people they love the most that they hurt
fucken alcoholics
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Ouch, my hurty heart.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

you want to be ouching a bit lower, near your liver

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I love it when you try insulting you superiors
It's like watching a gerbil attempting to break into Fort Knox armed only with a feather duster
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

in my head when i read that 'fort knox' was your bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

As I understand it
his bumhole is much easier to get into.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I think I've just done myself out of a birthday present.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Oh no. You'll get a birthday present.
*orders Virgo mug*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I'm still mad at you for not replying to my text last night
or even, last night's text today.

I mean, "Oh yeah? Well, so's your face!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry about that
and for the FB status. I was tired, quite drunk and OH MY GOD did you see the scoreline last night?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I did not.
Did your 'team' 'win' at the 'football'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Nope
Hence the FB status
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Nah, it's easy to get into that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Always too slow...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I take it where I can get it.
How's you, handsome?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Very well thank you darling
I'll be in Paris in two days and have just received Internet Validation. Frankly, it's all downhill from here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Oh, I had a think about presents.
If you see a mug for my collection, that would be lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

*makes notes*
Any preference for design? Please provide scale of LOLWAKIness from 1 to 10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

As long as it has sagittarius on it...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I can find a Donald Duck Sagittarius mug

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Woo Hoo!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)