Tribute bands are a fucking waste of time.
Nowaysis, Stoned Roses, awful. The two original bands these cover were cack too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thanks for that, 'Captain Insight'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Now hang on a fucking minute.
What about that wanker off Talk's Pink Floyd Tribute band? You know, Mr helicopter and 'mature model' dater who can have sex WHENEVER HE LIKES?

You know, the worst person on the internet ever - even including Leslie Grantham?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)

You're forgetting Rebecca Black

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I quite like Rebecca Black's attitude
"Listen to my music!"
"Ok, just because you don't like it, no need to slag it off."
"Come on, now you're just being mean!"
"Alright, you lot can just fuck right off."

Tis quite entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

There's a reason the reception to the song was so mean though
She makes Justin Bieber look like Janis Joplin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

There are far worse tracks out there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Not if you remove Oasis from the equation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Here's worse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Fucking hell
How on earth do you know of such hideousness?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I can't remember how I heard it in the first instance, but I linked it to my friend
The delayed response was because I had to go back through facebook to find it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Isn't there a law against people that ugly being allowed on the internet?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

If there was, you wouldn't be here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Ah, but, you can't see me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Piss off Cena

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Haven't seen WWE in too long
Don't get the reference

Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

He waves his hand in front of his face and says "You can't see me"
It's an even worse version of the people's elbow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's no Pedigree, that's for sure

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

True

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Nope. That awful man is infinitely worse.
The Kwik-Save Michael Eavis wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

There's a tiny part of me that almost admires him
Getting the internet so completely, hopelessly wrong is almost impressive.

Lol jk WHATACUNT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

EPIC VAGINA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

That's what his band should be called

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Indeed so.
And he should be forced to wear one of their t shirts at all times, to save people time when meeting him for the first time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Their merchandising manager would really have to earn his money

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I've seen some good ones.
Not spectacular, but they cost a fiver and played in croydon which the originals never would have.

Not quite a cover band but Beatallica are one I like a lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Exactly
They are fine when they are in small venues at low prices. They can be really good fun. When they start charging £30 a ticket like The Bootleg Beatles do, it's taking the piss though.

Still, I guess people are willing to pay it, so they probably get what they deserve.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Market forces, innit.
And I suppose in that particular case it's a close as you'll get to seeing the originals, still, a. It silly really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I did once see the awesome Dread Zeppelin,
who covered Zep stuff in a reggae manner, and whose lead singer was an Elvis impersonator.
Sounds bad, but it worked.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I remember them!
They were bizarrely OK esp Black Dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Black Dog, merging into Hound Dog, was excellent.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I can actually imagine In My Time Of Dying working really well as a stoner number

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I might see if old Tuggers can get me their LP, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

What happened to Tuggers?
He's not here anymore : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Work stuff
Also he realised he been less than subtle about some things that could have come back to fuck him up.

I'm still in regular email contact with him. One of the best B3tans ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Are you at home then, you big shirtlifter?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

No way man.
I've used up all my paid sick days until 2012 so if I have any days off sick I'll go bankrupt. COOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Paid sick days?
Your boss really is a tight cunt.

My first six months of sick are fully paid. The 70% for the six months after that. The rest is insured at 80%!

You want to get some benefits, mate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I get THREE paid sick days.

THREE. I love working for Hebrews, I really do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I get ZERO
ZERO. I hate working for Turks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Harsh!
Just SSP then?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

yuppers
Luckily I'm made of AWESOME and don't take sick days
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

16 this year for me.
*shames*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

16?!
Fucking hell. All self inflicted?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I love a bit of Dread Zep Me.
It's an inspired combination.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I've got that album somewhere, Might have to dig it out.
Definitely the most fucked up thing in my music collection.

Although Primus comes a close 2nd.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Mine is 'Space Hymns' by Ramases.
He was an army PE teacher who went mental and decided he was an ancient Egyptian.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)