I'm getting stuck into apeloverage on QOTW if anyone's bored

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i started it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Yes you did
and I lolled at your entry.

FNARR.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I had to take him off ignore to look.
Almost worth it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I am NEVER putting him on ignore
He's too funny for words. Not intentionally, obv.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

he is a monumental spasticated bellend
because he is so arrogant. although he hasn't spammed us with his latest "novel" since the last kicking, unless i missed it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

No, but I really hope he hasn't been put off
His monumental spasticated bellendery is what makes him so funny. Plus it's quite impressive, getting an entire board to hate you that loudly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Nice idea
Apeloverage as a slave. That would knock the smugness right out of him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

ur so witty lolz

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Well that's awfully kind of you
Thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You're lovely darth but this ain't really sticking it to him. soz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm too nice, Mumps
You have a go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I don't really know the lad and his story was just a bit dull.
I don't comment much on QOTW anymore, especially this week. Massive turds etc...
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The gist;
apeloverage would occasionally start an /OT thread with a link to his latest short story. People got fed up of this practice. When he started a new thread to link to the Amazon page of his recently-published book of collected short stories, everyone - literally everyone - called him a massive cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Quentin just burned you over there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Yeah man
I can still feel it. Being called names by an utter mong is so hurtful. Excuse me while I fire up MCR and kill myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Quentin beat the livin' shit outta me
he couldn't care less as long as Darth cannot breath
He called him a queer, who like to suck off the steers
why won't he leave him alone to the fags

altogether now...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You're totally coming to my wedding

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

wedding civil ceremony
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You're better than this Mark
And you know it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Sorry no, that was my husband posting then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*appluads*
Excellent recovery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

This is an empty threat, however
I would be the best dressed chap there, that, I promise you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Don't be daft sunshine
I've no doubt you're a dapper gent, but look who you're talking to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Well your outfit would certainly have more sequins than mine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I've changed my mind
You're not coming to my wedding. I've got a feeling your speech might include a lot of recycled old jokes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's unfair, he was asked to take down the massive picture of his shit book and refused
and got all shitty, /OT turned on him with all the venom of annonymity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

"all the venom of anonymity"
this is poetically lovely.

*steals*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

just like me really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

The venom of anonymity and many, many previous annoying posts
The way he tried to defend himself was the best bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

exactly, he got a normal amount of abuse, but his reaction ramped it up enormously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Are we really splitting hairs over why apeloverage is a cunt?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No, but there's not much going on in here today...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

And this was deemed worse than a swipey thread?
You sure are a funny bunch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He gradually dug himself a grave
and then his reaction to being told about said grave caused us to fill it with snakes and poo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'll be honest, I can't imagine it was really that savage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Probably not, by /Talk standards
It was notable for the ganging up effect though, that doesn't happen often.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

oh man
you sure are riding me today :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Did he buy you dinner first?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

no
he made me pay, the pikey cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Well you spent most of the time boasting about being a lawyer and how great you were.
Though it was the least you could do.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

it's all true, i am
anyway, you were a cheap date
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's true love, I only ever eat off the saver menu.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

How much do I owe you?
:D
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

if i like your face
i do it for free
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

If I like your face, can I sit on it??

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Why is her nose bigger than your cock?
or something
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Is she jewish? Gonz, got one for you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

please let's not go into why you might want to do that
it's not even 11am yet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Ask auntie swipe about it later.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

oh fab
this mental image is back. marvellous, i haven't yakked up last night's dinner yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

WOAH! You real like bulimic?
That's not funny, you need help.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)