Gonz, how do you feel about the food they serve on planes?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BLAM!
Check.........MATE!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Twoshays mon adversary.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

OMG WHERE IS CLENDRIX
CLENDRIX!! CLENDRIX! LOOK WHAT GONZ DID!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

The thing with airline food is that it is generally different depending on your country of departure.
I quite like the breakfastes but not the rest of the meals. I would rather them give me a lucky-dip of crisps and sandwiches, crisps and a chocolate bar, like when they had the strikes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I'd rather eat my own shit than plane food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Not much difference TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

That seems extreme.
Probably unsanitary too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Would you have to go in the bathroom stalls for that, or would you be alright doing it in the asle?
I guess if you go to the toilet in there, you could go in a sick bag and take it back to your seat to enjoy with the film, it would be a bit like a take-away in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'd hang my bare arse into the aisle and whap a fresh log into a baguette, no questions asked.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I reckon if you could get a baguette, you wouldn't need to eat the shit.
It's a catch 22.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Catch Number 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

it strikes me
that if you did this, a LOT of questions would be asked.

by the stewards, the police, the magistrates court... your mum...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

'more ketchup on your bot dog, dear?'
That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Best plane food I ever had was on a trip to Thailand with Air Emirates.
I took the veggie option and it was delicious.

Edit: I think it was Emirates. One of those forrin air companies anyhow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Urgh. Foreign.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'll not lie, G-man, I like the food on planes.
That processed salty stuff appeals to me.
I like campball's meatballs in gravy too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I like the buns
If you get a "plane" bun this is the start of the holiday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Shame on you, 'The Personality Horse'.
SHAME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Fuck yeah. Campbell's meatballs and cheap white bread.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'd rather eat Nakers' AIDS-ridden misspelt shit than eat plane food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Can you get aids from eating shit from people with aids? I think that's a worst way to get aids. That and gang rape.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

This question troubles me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I reckon you could 'cus you can get aids from sticking your cock up an aids infected bum. Well, you can't, you don't have a cock, but you know what I mean.
So if you eat the shit from someone with aids, the aids would get absorbed from the shit in your stomach linning.

Or, or, maybe aids is one way, like the person who's doing the inserting is the person who can transfer it as the aids in the jizz gets absorbed in the anus linning. In which case, it could open up a whole new case where as long as you 'give' anal sex to an aids infected person, then you're OK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

9 out of 10 people...etc. ..... etc...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

how about being anally fisted repeatedly until everything splits and then
having the aids infested shit packed right up there?

i'd say that's even worse, myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

.....Al?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

oh god
*kills self*

*mocks self repeatedly for being dead*

*draws shitty picture of it*

*plants tomatoes*

*tells internet about said tomatoes until it also kills itself*

*mocks internet for being dead*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I think you need a holiday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

i am a bit random this afternoon
luckily i am going on holiday in.... 18 days. wooooo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

om y
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Sometimes I worry about you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

You've thought far too much about this.
Or was it your secretary? LOLZ.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

No, these "What's worst" type of things only count if the act is relivent.
Like, I couldn't say "Well how about all your family and loved ones get their throats slits infront of you by a tribe of african warlords and then in an entirely different time and place you have sex with someone with aids and gets aids" .
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I do hope not - I rather like Kroney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

at least someone does

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I don't really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)