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because you touch yourself at night.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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when I think about you I touch myself(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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well, obviously.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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I need to print some more pictures of you out for my shrineThe old ones are getting soggy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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i laminated mine, dudeit means that even the occasional surprise squirting session is no longer a problem
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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i'm not some bald-headed bald-toed chick, you knowi do HAVE hair and toenails (ruby frosted ones today).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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I thought you didn't have hair?Or have I misread the fanny beakering?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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i do not give my head a hollywood, old chap(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Man I need to work in a decent office with a laminator(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Do you know, I don't think I've ever been quite so turned off?(
Kroney, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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what, by the image of painstakingly covering a picture of the mighty badgerin strips of sellotape so that you can wank sweatily over it before collapsing into a guilty moaning heap?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:29,
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Oh, it' Kroney doing it?OK, now I'm turned on.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:32,
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I'm gonna be honest here, this is a bit grim, the sexes were the other way 'round people would be calling you a creep.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49,
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I have staff to do that for me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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Good grief, I don't pay them.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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It's payment in kind.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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who wants to be touched "kindly"?that sucks!
it's like that song "i want a lover with a slow hand". what earthly use is that to anyone?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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To stop your pony from choking(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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i can't think of anything here that doesn't sound too gross(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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*firm handshakes*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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It's probably better than damn near ripping your cock off..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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it's not that black and white!there are plenty of pleasant shades of grey in the middle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:39,
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There is also a fine line. Which is fun to find.
My rule is, if you are taking a run up then you've probably gone over the line.
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grey isn't the word I'd usebut, yeah, why not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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it would have been better without the capitals though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:04,
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you wouldn't have got it if i hadn't used themi was thinking about my lowest common denom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:11,
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