If you need a plumber
I know a great guy, but he's pretty busy so you might need to wait a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh cool, I don't think we're touching the bathroom 'till later on except for a few tiles. In the new year I'll decide if I want a really powerful shower with all the jets and stuff, or a bath with a stand-in shower thing.
I can't decide at the moment, they both seem like they've got their disadvantages and advantages.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

do you have one bathroom or two?
if you only have one bathroom you're usually better to have a bath for re-sale reasons, even if you can't have quite such a good shower. you can still have a pretty decent shower though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

He could get one of those big showers that comes out of your bath taps and has a big head
that stand right above your bath so that it's like standing under your own personal tropical rainshower.

Hey swipe, did you know that a mere 12 months ago we were friends and you nearly invited me to a bash? Crazy isn't it. When are you going to invite me to a bash again?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:49, Reply)

gee, i don't know
i'll take a straw poll at my pizza bash and assess the results.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Okay, I'm willing to say sorry on the internet if you buy me pizza.
I think that's a pretty reasonable deal considering I haven't done anything wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

why do you have to have done anything wrong
for me to hate you with a totally zealous passionate hatred that burns like fire (or your arse tomorrow morning)?

maybe i just HATE YOUR FACE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It's because it reminds you of a hot guy you dated who turned out to be gay.
But I'm not gay, I'm married. Which I guess from your point of view is just as bad since I'm unavailable, but at least you can pretend it's because someone else got to me first, rather than my experiences with you making me realise that having cocks u my bum was preferable to ever getting my dick wet again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

you know, i think i can cope with you being unavailable
in the same way i could cope with winning the lottery and having sex with bradley cooper on top of all the cash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I'm not to bothered about reselling it later on, that's a good 10 years or soo down the line, I'd rather have what I want now than think about resale down the line....
... I'll probably have to change it at that point anyway.

I like the idea of being able to take really luxorious baths when I want to though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Get a corner bath
with the jets that fire hot water up your bum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Did you know that in some jacuzis, the ones that spit out air, you can use that air to breath?
It's perfect for floating face-down for hours until someone comes in and they're like "OH MY GOD, THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN MY JACUZZI ! I MUST CALL THE POLICE, OH GOD, OH GOD, THIS IS WHAT RUINED MICHAEL BARRYMORE. SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHAT DO I DO? I'VE NEVER SEEN A DEAD BODY BEFORE !" and then as they slowly go up to your body laying face down, and tap your shoulder, you turn around and yell "SUPPRISE ! I WAS NOT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR JACUZZI, I WAS PLAYING A JOKE ON YOU". and then you both fall on the floor laughing about how she called that weird guy from the pub and booked flights to arginteena before calling the police.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You should get one of those.
But remember to leave the bathroom door unlocked or the joke won't work.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

please get one of these baths
www.thewhirlpoolbathshop.com/pics/shoe.jpg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

its a slide and bsth built into one !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i LOVE my jacuzzi
it is the tits. and it mostly looks like an ordinary bath, it's not a massive tacky thing. it is a bit bigger than most baths though, and i'm not quite tall enough for my toes to reach the end, so i do often end up half-drowned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Do your tits not act as life preserves?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

yeah
but they only make my knees float
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Yeah, I'm definitely the sex pest here.
But you carry on talking about Swipey's tits, don't let me stop you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Seriously, you need to get over it
you just look like you're being petty on the internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:23, Reply)

If people gon' call him on his pesting, he needs to call dem on derz
so he cn get on wiv pestin in peace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Pesters gonna pest.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

mmm
pesto
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Exactly this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Oh do behave.
Just proving a point. Now lighten up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

NO I GOT THE LAST WORD

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Well done.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

NO I GOT THE LAST WORD

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Seriously, you need to get over it
you just look like you're being petty on the internet now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

HA I STOLE THE LAST WORD

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Curses! Damn you and your cavernous vadge!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

NO I GOT THE CAVERNOUS VADGE

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I BOUGHT A NEW LAST WORD AND PUT IT UP WITH BIGGER NAILS THIS TIME

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

NO I GOT THE LAST WORD

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I'm sure blaireau would make an exception
and he's a GREAT guy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

He'll work for mortgage payments.
And leave dead things around your house for free.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)

You might want to get the electrics checked afterwards though.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

and your drinks cabinate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Was his name Ian?
I recommend a plumber called Ian
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:47, Reply)

No it's Paul.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)