the first is easy
UNLESS you actually like them.

the second is impossible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

its true, most men have no standards whatsoever

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

can't you go back to the upside down stuff?
that was almost as good as you not being here. which tragically doesn't seem to be an option.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

and yet your STILL single
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

well i've been properly single for 3 days
and i had a date on monday who wants to go out again at the weekend. but don't let that stop your enjoyment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

What was Monday boy like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

he was very nice
we got on well and i was surprised to see it was half midnight when i checked my watch. and he insisted on paying for everything although i kept trying to stop him, which was really sweet. tbh i think i need at least a month off dating to get over the ex, but i'd see him again for a lovely evening, sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Deffo hold off on a relationship.
But messing around and having a good time is just what Dr Stunned orders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

i need a no strings hot as fuck steamy fling
fortunately i am going on holiday - opportunities galore

unfortunately my dad will be there - opportunities pissed on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

don't knock it til you've tried it
yopu could do worse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

it's clear that's how you were conceived
i ain't risking it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

always so mean to me rachelswipe, i hope this doesn't mean we can't be friwends and maybe more if you let me visit you in your eastbourne bungalow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hey fuck off
that's my current tactic, stop trying to muscle in on me and swipey becoming best friends again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

draw me a picture of quentin flipping burgers for a living OR dying horribly in a crash involving his (toy) helicopter
and i might think about saving you a piece of pizza from the pizza party
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

wahts all the ahte for rachelswipe?
you up on blocks or what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is this a pizza party where my invitation got lost in the post?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Is a pizza party a bit like the biscuit game?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The lady version
With period instead of jizz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

... I'm really very sorry about this post.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

That would surely take much longer.
And also: Eeuw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

oh soz
RACHELSWIPE IS A PRICK AND I HATE HER

click 'i like this' if you love kittens
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

He is the posterboy for not having parents that are siblings.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

he is the posterboy for a burgerflipping lifeless fuckwit
is what he is, he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

might have repeated yoursel a bit there lonelychunks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

when you change the record, i will

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

hahahaha, you dememted fruitloop
I come on here you post some half assed insult, i reply and you instantly turn into the bag lady of B3ta
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

She loves you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

i just like pushing him to the point where he drops the crap fake typing
and tries to explain that actually he does have a brain, he just wants to prove some amazing intellectual point...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

for serious, i mean i'd be worried for my increidbly stable and loving relationship
but every time i picture rachelswipe i see wild, straggly hair, clothes that haven't seen a washing amchine since 1996, crows feet and a biological clock thats going into OVERDRIVE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah yeah yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

oh man i like taht new nickleback song too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Now I know you're a complete idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Eastbourne/bungalows.html

www.breedersonline.co.uk/kittens-for-sale.asp?breed=ANY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

"date"
= pity fuck with the post boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

most PEOPLE have no standards
Don't be sexist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

i think womens are choosy, if their with a ugly bloke its cos hes rich

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Women are no more choosy than men
If someone is treating you like shit, but you keep letting him poke you, you're not choosy. No matter how good looking he is.
So, she's actually winning MORE now she;s single than when she was 'with' him but he was taking the piss, cos she's had the balls to do one, isn't it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

sorry but i have no hope of keeping track on what your tryin to say here
cheers for tryin, you did yer best but imma leave it for now

pmsl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I was being serious, and giving her a big up
I'm fucking lovely sometimes, you cunt.
LOL

(lol)

soz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

oh right, she keeps picken on me for some reason and then gets all mental when i poke back
i don't know if i can take tyhe stress anymore, its really upsettin me an hurtin my fealins
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You juss tel it lak it is bbz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

poking wasn't the problem - he wasn't the usual post break up "let's just be fuck buddies" type
he wanted all the other intimate stuff, the 10 emails/texts a day, the 6.30am texts when he had a huge row with his brother, the 9am pics of the gym, the evening chats... basically the relationship without the relationship!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Don't be pedantic about details. I was bigging you up you twat.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

CUNT THIS PRICK IN HER FUCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

No appreciation :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

oh, sorry
that is just so rare on here that i didn't recognise it for the niceness that it was!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

he was a shirtlifter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

AKA HE IS A GAYLORD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

its alright, she ties her hair back and lets him do her in the bum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

sigh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

She has a perfectly good vagina yet he insists in sticking just using the bumhole.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Define "perfectly good"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

it's better than "perfectly good", thanks gonz!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

1 million city boy workers can't all be wrong !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I bet it's hairier than a butcher's arm

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

if it wasn't for my six figure bank account I probably wouldn't be married with 3 kids at the age of 15

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)