this place is just like /talk, but in the olden days

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How would you know? You're only about 3 months old.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

i've been her since the dawn of time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You're a fucking sock is what you are.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

secretly i'm janet aylia's prehensile clitoris

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I wish you were.
I have a sneaking fondness for Janet
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

i have too
since seeing the pictures.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

more strikethrough gold
sock

add your word of choice... here. bonus points for savage venom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

ABOMINATION

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

sister fucking paedo with all the intellect of a damp flannel and less interest.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

both excellent
poor old bert, the mask is slipping
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

this is so harsh, what is worng with you poeple?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

hi rachelswipe, i'm haven problems getting over you and think i might need counsellin
could you send me a pillow with the smell of yur hair on it? and do you know of any good grief counsellors?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

bury your face in your sister's prepubescent minge (again)
that'll fix you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Good grief.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

to be fair
i haven't even managed to send you a dvd with the smell of my hair on it.

you'll have to come to a bash next year now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I can barely live with the idea that one day it might actually turn up in the post with the gentle scent of John Frieda and desperation clinging lovingly to the plasticised coating.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

john frieda?
er, what kind of chav pikey do you take me for?

my hair smells gently of bumble & bumble creme de coco masque this morning, at £30 a pop, thank you very much.

john frieda my arse. i hear you can buy that shit in SUPERDRUG, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I totally fucking knew you'd go off on one like that, I couldn't be skewing my google history with searches for expensive hair products.
I note you didn't dispute the desperation.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

well, no
i didn't want you to feel alone there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

what - posters are still cunts,
but are interesting cunts?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i wouldn't go that far

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Just to bring you up to speed.
Quentin = Bert*.

Bert fucked his sister.

It's OK to ignore Bert.

*this is to be confirmed, but you may as well just go along with it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

what the fuh?
I thought I was being called Robert cos of that thing on Mongrels last week
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Please don't call me and my friends cunts, you don't even know us that well.
How would you like it if I said a load of your friends are cunts even though I've never meet them? Exactly, think about things in future before you say something so hurtful.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

but gonz,,,,
.... you ARE a cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah, but he's OUR cunt and woe betide anyone that upsets him.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Ok, I learnt about how to handle confrontation in these classes I took.
First you explain the situation.
I have just come on here and have seen that this person who doesn't know us is calling me and some people I like cunts.

Then explain how the situation makes you feel.
I feel personally hurt and horrifide that I have been painted in a negative light despite my complete non envolvement.

Then explain how you'll resolve the situation.
First I need to check if the user profile belongs to a male or female.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

i think you have done your teacher proud

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I thought I'd start from a robust standpoint
and improve my opinions of you all as you wear me down.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

ma says "go in like a lamb and go out like a lion", shes not wrong

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

No, I think Ma has got confused there
She is thinking about the month of March which is said to come in like a lion but go out like a lamb.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

i have breasts and i'm not a man
does that help?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

are the breasts yours?
you know we've both been b3tans a similar length of time, but have always been at different ends of the site. But now that we've eventually bumped in to each other, I feel that something right has happened, you know, like it was meant to happen. We have so much we can talk about, and I'm sure we can be useful to each other. In fact, my heart is pounding as I think about it. Do you want to feel it? Do you want to feel my pounding organ? Just give me your hand. That's it. Nice and gentle.....
.
.
.
over to to you.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

thank you for this, it's beautiful
slightly smaller thank you for the cockgaz, not sure that was strictly necessary, but it made me smile anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

at least you recognized it as a cock.
most people think it's some kind of tumour growing out of my thigh
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

well initially i thought you were waving at me with your pinky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

then i realised that you were

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

*goes back to therapy* :(

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)