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squawk santa bring me trill santa bring me trill santa squawk*wears small santa hat*
squawk squawk wear a hat?
squalt: *pecks trill*
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You are that drunk groping man off the newswho blamed 'prawns' for his behaviour AICMFP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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I approve of this refreshing lack of message.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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everybody don't put your fingers on the bars of his cage, they bite!(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I'm looking forward to lovely marzipan on Christmas dayIt makes up for the cake being so shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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I was going to have to make marzipan chocolates for Nana again (bwurk)but she's settle for raisins.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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I'm not sure I could even handle it let alone eat it.The smell makes me gag.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:32,
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No, that's celery.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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my earwax tastes like marzipancelery is all watery and plain but crunchy and stringy like vegetable poo
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Don't make me agree with you for a second time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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Obv about the celery.I have no idea what your earwax tastes like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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I'm not supposed to eat chalk or soap powder either(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:33,
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well lay off the chalk and soap poweder then, a big mac and mcflurry covers all your main food groups(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I had a calcium deficiencyI reckon i needed chalk
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52,
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I keep trying to give you whisky but you're having none of itAre you religious?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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Top marks Mr ParrotFar better than Quenders.
*taps bars of cage, whistles*
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I'd like to see a whole raft of accountsbased on the swearing/avian duet.
bagsie Cunt Puffin
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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thats betterpoor mans baldmonkey having a bitch at me? fuck you cuntbitchwhoreprick
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nope, knock yourself out.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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You should save that reply for Quentin.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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*swings for chin*OUCH
You fuckin' cunt, I'll 'ave ya for that
*punches self in face with alternating fists*
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img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/boxer-punches-self.gif
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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arsehole 'awkbastard budgie
canary cunt
duck dick
elephant-cock egret
fucking finch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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I once read a fascinating article about duck dicks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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dik diks?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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the less popular homosexual version of a tuk tuk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:24,
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i like the nice 'n' spicy onesnot so keen on the scampi flavoured ones though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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I just had a pack of rib 'n' saucyFookin tasty
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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i haven't had them in AGESi'm usually all about the skips these days. 100 cals a packet instead of 200.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:31,
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Pom bears are shit, as are all cheese & onion crisps.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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i don't really like them all that muchso i tend not to eat crisps at all really.
i love the pumpkin seed ryvitas though, esp with spicy houmous.
mmmm. spicy houmous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:38,
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The less successful version of Dirk Diggler?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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that was on last night, i saw a minute of it and lolled and went to bed after spilling my mess over julianne andrews breasts(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)
She was better in 'The Sound of Music'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:53,
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That's like an Australian calling you a shit cricketerI wouldn't stand for that Apers
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i don't know what this is but i think its bullyin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:42,
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i was only pointing out the obviousbullying would be if i was to say you had a mong face and prison haircut
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YOU HAVE A MONG FACE AND PRISON HAIRCUNT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:46,
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there there Quentin, don't cryI'm sure your dad will use lube next time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:48,
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*steals fish**does other birdy thing what cormorants do*
*Skrark-haven't thought this through-skrark*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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Cormorants are notoriously right wing tory bastards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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I believe that invading Poland is in the tory manifesto(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52,
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Right up with kill all the poor people(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:03,
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there are two parrots on a perchand one says "can you smell fish?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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* Wonders what a parrot is doing in the fucking ocean**looses interest*
*eats fish and shits onna cliff*
*skrark*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:53,
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*ties cord round BC's neck**makes him/her fish on my behalf whilst I laze about in my boat like a typical lazy devious foreigner*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:51,
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*skrark**sicks up half-digested fish on Boycie's favourite trainers*
*steals drugs*
*trips the fuck out*
*skrark*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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I'm not doing this sweary bird thing because some cunt will nick my usernameJust squint and imagine my username is actually Flangemonkey Albatross
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*sigh* for old times' sakes...Monty - 7/10, not bad but it wasn't your idea
Nakers - 8/10, nice invention, overdoing it a bit by the end though
Bollocks - 8/10, impressive work
AA - 3/10, you can blame the hangover
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*hallucinates flock of pink albatrosses**panic-shits on Darth*
*flies in ci4rcles upside down*
*skrark* *skrark* *skraaaaaaaaark*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:00,
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in my fagile state this made me do a lol(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:01,
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*skrark**eyes beadily from one eye, then the other*
*farts nervously*
*tries to eat a rock*
*looks confused*
*skrark*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:04,
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