1: Not this year, but I just found out that the reason one of the senior management spent January to about May of last year on crutches with his leg in a brace was because he tore his knee ligaments break-dancing at last years Christmas Party. THAT would have been worth going along for.

2: Nope, for obvious reasons.

3:

4: Only Americans can really 'do' sandwiches. After a New York Deli Reuben, a Sainsbury's Cheese and Tomato doesn't really stand up.

5: Did you see Jaques Chrirac has been done for embezzlement?

6: I've only got time for one past it rock band next year, and that's The Stone Roses.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

4. You are so right.
6. Oh dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You give and take your approval so quickly my head spins.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Fuck right off do the yanks know shit about shit
They can't even do bread right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

They certainly can't do cheese.
Fuck me the choice is abysmal from my experience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

This too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I have to bring an interesting/different/weird cheese to a chrsitmas dinner next week
Any thoughts /OT?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Colston Bassett
Vacherin Mont D'Or
Epoisses

FFS do your own research you hideous poove.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Cornish yarg.
Interesting because it's not a traditional cheese, it's a pretty recent invention. The name yarg comes from the maker's surname spelled backwards. And it's wrapped in nettle leaves so it looks pretty. And it tastes nice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Take some Primula for the lols.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Merkins kick ass in the sandwich making stakes.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

but have no idea what "pudding" is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I couldn't give a shit about pudding.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Nor I.
Pudding for me consists of a fag and maybe a coffee. Or another starter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Cognac and a cheeky line 'chez khazi'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Classy.
Do you drink the cognac from the bowl, or just balance the glass on the cistern?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

fuck you ape
if you had any idea about it you'd gag for it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)