red sausages are just fucking wrong
saveloys man. bollocks to those
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy candles, hope you don't get "This is for your candles and Christmas presents"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

thanks naked ape, got bollock all so far but the postie ent been yet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I bloody hope he comes with your little tub

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

haha little tub of what?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

MEERY CHRISTMAS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

MAZELTOV.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

does your candle have something to do with christmas? it loooks well boss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

it means im getting old and shit, fucking unnecessary

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Biscuits wot i MADE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

holy shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I used to employ a girl
who maintained that saveloys are made from fish.

When I asked where she got this idea from, she explained that 'you get them from the fish shop, don't you?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Fish potato is very rare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i used to work with a girl who couldnt file papers in date order
cunt used to sit there with a calendar in front of her so's she'd know what went next
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
I wonder if it's the same girl. I hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

We had a Jehovah's Witness come in on work experience.
Absolutely infuriating little fuckwit. Oddly, the JWs also showed up this morning, to drop off a copy of The Watchtower. We're a business FFS, why in the fuck would you think we'd be interested in talking about a non-existent heaven that you already know you most likely aren't going to?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Saveloys are wrong.
Cheap hotdogs are the epitome of mechanically-recovered meat. Essentially a smoky vehicle for chili-barbecue sauce in my book.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hotdogs are fucking lush!
Fried onions with some of the hotdog water poured on at the last minute, a gallon of tomato sauce and mustard.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Fuck all that bread though MOAR MEAT

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You have to "double sausage" in a hotdog bun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Drain can, empty contents into a mug, microwave for two and a half minutes, squirt a dollop of your sauce of choice in the bottom of the cup.
DONE *Ramsey hand gesture*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Nothing like a cup of hotdog to start the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i dont mind miscellaneous meat i ent no snob
but theres something about sausage skins and the whole redness of it all that makes me do proper little fucking sicks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

What about chorizo and salami?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

chorizo's got all those weird little lumps of white shit in right?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Uncooked, yes
Fry it off first for red oily nominess
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i had it in spain once and they cut it right thick and it sat there all chunky and shit in a bowl of bread and grease
i had a go but couldnt do it all. chorizos one of those things what tastes nice but if i stop and think about what im eating i'd pewk right up.

lol. child.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Fat.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

saucy cunt.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

oh lol

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)