I'm off to a pub quiz in about an hour
in the mean time I have been hugging the guinea pigs* and cleaning the kitchen a bit. I am the very definition of rock and roll.

*this is not a euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

don't gps hate being touched?
like catholic choir boys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

no
they are pretty sociable. They are timid when they are little, though so they have to get used to it. Mine are cool and come up to me to get their noses stroked. Higgs sometimes comes to me to be picked up, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

PLease tell me you have another one called Boson?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Alright smartarse...I forget the geeky nature of "here"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I did, but he died :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

oh no, was he just an initial reading not yet backup by rigorous testing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

he seemed pretty real
Not sure what the LHC's problem is, Higgs a fucking big guinea pig with a mass of over 1.5kg, don't need no magnifying glass for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

My GP has been practicing his handshake, it's the perfect strength that says...
... "I am a powerful man, I could distroy you, you will be dead if it wasn't for me.... but if I stuck my finger up your arse, you would thank me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I can't stand limp handshakes.
They make me feel ill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*concurs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I have to put up with far too many alpha male handshakes, exerting far too much pressure whilst fixing you with a steely gaze
spastics
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

^this, definitely.
I always worry I'm going to crush their hand.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I find it beyond insulting.
I once had a blowjob where someone gave me a peck-on-the-cheek (only on my willy) and said "Was that good for you?".... that was less fustrating and insulting that a week handshake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

my guinea pigs don't shake hands
I should teach them, although I don't want their fingers anywhere near my arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Did you scrub your kitchen floor on your hands and knees?
I think I win taht one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I'll be honest
it only gets hoovered when I clean out the pigs and get sawdust everywhere. I think I mopped it once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

mr b3th tried to be helpful, and offered to buy me a mop.
As our kitchen is about eight foot square, it hardly seems worth the effort.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I think mine's less than that
but it seems to me that scrubbing on hands and knees should only be done as part of a sexual role play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)