I did the stay up all night in bed with a girl and talk to them instead of shagging them one on Saturday.
I'm worried I might prefer it to sex. Mostly because with talking I don't have to see the inevitable disappointment on their face after I'm finished.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:10, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

simnply fuck them from behind then leave quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Gaylord, unless it was the coke making you chat shit with a wonky willy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I've done this with a couple of people.
I actually kind of love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

The staying in bed all day sleeping and having sex is preferable.
With a bit of talking inbetween.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Well shoot your 'disappointment' onto their tits instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Sage advice, or if you aim for the eyes she won't be able to look at you at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

If you then leave before she can see again
You'd be like a mysterious jizz-ninja.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Given the choice I bet most birds would prefer it if you chucked your muck up em as opposed to listening to you drone on for six hours about jackets and popular former gladiator 'Wolf'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

and Fulham's European misery.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)