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We should make up more Wormulus rumours.
Wormulus doesn't like the sport of baseball as the stitching on the ball "looks mental"
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latest was 14 years ago)
Wormulus can't stand the taste of cheese as it reminds him of his mothers milk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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YES !
He once went to Harrods "For the ethnic experiance".
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wormulus has a tattoo of Micheal Buble on his arse, when he bends over the mouth opens
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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Have you seen the homer simpson vagainal tattos?
img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/fc12bf3da378576345058a1dca9f5f7c21cc69c6_m.jpgNSFW NSFW NSFW
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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*moves from computer to phone*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Wormulus once gave his penis botox because he considered it to wrinkly.
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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Wormulus strips completely naked to have a shit
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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I heard he stands up to shit and sits down to pee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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I heard that he has more scarfs than socks.
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Magnificent
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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I heard that he has 119 stars on Super Mario 64 and refuses to get the rest on principle.
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Wormulus owns the largest collection of Elizabeth Duke rings in England.
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Wormulus hates the texture of thermal paper on bare skin.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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I heard he sneeked into a pregancy-test factory and replaced all the strips with Liptus paper.
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Wormulus is sexually aroused by polystyrene balls
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Wormulus once herded a sheepdog.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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Wormulus had a part as an extra in 90s kids TV Show, Woof!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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Wormulus doesn't believe in giraffes
but is quite scared of werewolves
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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Wormulus can't look up
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Wormulus doesn't like the Posiedon Adventure.
Everytime he sees Shelly Winters it brings him out in hives.
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Wormulus owns a well stocked wine cellar.
He doesn't touch the stuff though as it's just "grape piss"
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Wormulus has four gonads
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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Wormulus can actually smell what The Rock is cooking.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Wormulus takes his own cutlery to restuarants, just incase.
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Wormulus doesn't "do maths"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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Wormulus had all his teeth replaced with those of deceased tramps as this gives him magic powers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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Wormulus watches live snooker for the banter.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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Wormulus was abused as a child by Mike Reid
And now prefaces all sexual acts by screaming "Runaround... NOW!"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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wormulus only goes to the library for the smell of books
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Wormulus doesn't believe in Santa but won't dismiss the possibility that he might exist.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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I like this one.
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Wormulus is the youngest person to ever win Big Break.
I'm clicking all these to make an all-wormulus popular page.
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Wormulus has a problem with the kids TV show funhouse.
On the grounds that it is neither fun nor a house.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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I also like this one.
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WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:58,
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Wormulus keeps all his left shoes in a different cupboard to the right shoes
And is prepared to explain why at considerable length with diagrams.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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Wormulus enjoys fishing as it's the least brutal bloodsport.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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Wormulus wears a leotard and sweatband to the gym for the lols.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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Wormulus inspired the song I wanna be adored while dating Ian Brown.
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