You know what's really exciting
Offices.

Man I fucking love them, love talking about them, love reading about them, love thinking about them.

My favourite TV show is The Office. What's your favourite office based thing?
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:55, 59 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like offices within offices.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Meta office

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I like offices within orifices

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

They'd only be able to tell you they're going to tell you the weather

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I read this and thought I was on talk for a minute.
What are you doing here?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

oh my god I'm lost send help

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I like An Office and a Gentleman.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i got an offer of some rice

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I dont work in an office,
But I do have an office. TAKE THAT!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I've made an office on my balcony.
It's ace!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

what if its really windy.
Or raining, or cold, or night time, or a bird steals your stapler, or shits on you, or a squirrel gets up there and starts messing with your figures, or an owl has his dinner on your desk, or a bat crashes in to it.
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH AT ALL!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

he doesn't work in fathing Wood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

do you mean farthing wood?
I remember loving that cartoon as a child.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

yes, yes I do
My typing is appalling, best to just roll withn it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

cool,
I can handle that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

you'll be the only onew

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Quentin?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

nah, he's too mentally retarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Poor Q, all he wants is love :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)

he may want love, but what he needs is a bally good thrashing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

He's a good kid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Its just been glazed over.
Strictly it might not be a balcony any more.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

i don't know the rules on that sort of thing.
Sufficed to say I would have reacted differently had this information been offered in the first place. Maybe its a sky conservatory.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I love it when conservatory salespeeps phone me up.
I'll keep them on the blower for ages, then tell them I live on the 6th floor.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

A bird shit on me the other day,
I won't br taking her out again.
Office lols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

german bint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Geordie, actually.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I'm going to buy some Christmas cards.
Anybody want a Christmas card that won't turn up in time for Christmas?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I've already had a christmas card with a crisp £20 inside
You'll have to beat that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

You're cheap.
Did it include anal?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

£20 for annual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

No, it was just a christmas card, strictly speaking it wasn't even for me
but when you're a rapacious overlord it's like first dibs and all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Do you work in an office?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I heard Wormulus was allergic to peacocks
But not peahens.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I heard wormulus broke Off Topic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Peacunts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I heard Wormulus was a cunt. Then I met him and this was indeed correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

You've met me?

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It's because you are new to them.
It must be nice to be out of the house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm not working right now.
The office can go fuck itself.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I like the Office of Wormulus studies
It shut down because it couldn't handle the sarcasm.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Popular forum member Wormulus, what did you do to make OT hate you so?
I always liked you on /talk but here they seem to not like you at all.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

What's more exciting (for me at least)
Is that I have changed my flight to Boston so I am going tomorrow instead of Friday, giving me more time to check out the numerous bars.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Surely there'll be an office bar
for you there? They must have something to pander to the ALMIGHTY WORMULUS.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

www.bigassmessage.com/87f13
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The defence of this guy is genius
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16253205
he's not cosy with big buisiness, if he was why doesn't he take the jobs they keep offering him???
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Someone in my office pronounces falafel 'faloffle'.
I don't know why but this is irritating me a very great deal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Perfectly valid regional variation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)

He's from Wood Green. Is that the Wood Green pronunciation?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

OK then I'll let it go.
But I'm watching him now. I wonder if he says 'raffle' instead of 'roffle'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

As in, "Do you want to buy some roffle tickets?"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Or "Would you like a ride in my rafflecopter?"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I fucking love The Office..... check out this christmas card I got, it's AWESOME how bad this idea is.

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Fuck me, Gonz your keyboard is filthy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

It is a bit, I'll give it a whipe down

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)

+ with my cock.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah great, sue somebody for a special Christmas.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Ambulance chasers of christmas joy

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)