What's for supper, bumcloths?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:03, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Chilli con carne for me.
I made on Sunday so it should be spot on now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

steak and bernaise sauce, garlic roast potatoes and brollocii
plus either beer or wine, i have decided.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I cooked steaks on Saturday, they were jolly good.
I am ashamed to admit that the technique I have settled upon comes originally from Gordon Ramsay. It involves frying them in an alarmingly large amount of butter, with crushed garlic cloves and rosemary in the butter. It's better than any other method I've tried inc griddling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Butter makes everything better
I will try this ce soir, but i may still use my ten ton griddle pan, cos I like too.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Soup
on dentist's orders.

*sadfaces*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Just had fillings?
I have never had one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Broke two teeth this afternoon.
This is not a good turn of events.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

What do you say to a woman with two broken teeth?
Nothing you already told her twice lol
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

how did you manage that cooking brownies?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

she forgot to take them out of the tin before trying them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

got so stoned she fell into the bin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I broke them on one of the very hard Lebkuchen that came with the gingerbread house kit I made for the kids.
There will be no toffee in our xmas sweetie tin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

bloody hell
2 teeth on ginger bread?! That's quite impressive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

They were fairly weak already.
I tend to grind my teeth a lot without realising. The two teeth I broke were largely filling anyway.
I've decided I have far too much stress in my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

less stress
more puréed cabbage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Well next time don't talk during 'Wogan'.
You've been warned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

chips
fishcakes
mushy peas
bitterness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think I might make myself a kebab.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Snot and misery
I have a cold.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Put your dressing gown on then, you 'trekkie' homo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I would if I had one.
I want engineering red though, and they don't make one. Very, very upset about that.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Don't the red people always die/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I was mistaken, they do.
Very exciting! I'm a techie, so it's red for me
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

keep a screwdriver in the pocket

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

he's just pleased to see you/any girl on the "engineering deck"*


*his bunk bed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

*his bunk bed his sweaty, delusional imagination
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I pity you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's fucking cool.

( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

No it's not, it's really, really not
EDIT: Actually i take that back, this guy is the definition of cool - www.i4gotyourbirthday.co.uk/images/Star-Trek-Mens-Dressing-Gown.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I'm normal-looking enough that my being a terrible geek is endearing
rather than pitiful. Don't you worry about me, Apey.

I know, right? I shall be striking that pose all the time when I get mine.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

If you say so
*wedgies*
*steals lunch money*
*nuggies*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

*cries into warp engine reactor control panel**
*pillow
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

GIVE 'IM A FACKIN' BOGWASH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I don't usually go for the older man
but I'd do him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

the delicate touch with which you manipulate the English langage is a delight to behold

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I am totally a fucking poet, cuntface

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Poor old Norman Cook.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That man looks terrifyingly like my uncle
I really do mean terrifyingly like him.
(berk, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I never thought I'd be saying this but
listen to Nakers. He is right.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

look, at least being so pitiful
might get him a pity fuck.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I keep all this shit under wraps until it's too late
and then, like a funnelweb spider, I pounce.

Before you know it, they're on away missions to distant planets* in my shuttlecraft**

*Sainsbury's
**car
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

*attempts to fix the massive hole that just ripped in space and time*
*fails and is sucked into Kroney's "holodeck"**

**washing basket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Hahahaha
You've made some top-drawer posts today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

This is an excellent subthread.
And it has sealed the fundamental awesomeness of Star Trek dressing gowns.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I think you may have scaled new heights of lame
well done.
(berk, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I'm still climbing, old girl
I ain't even out of breath yet.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Good grief.

(berk, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Well, it has made me want one.
Not sure if this helps your cause. sadly I have 1 too many dressing gown's already, so not going to get one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

The final portion of my curry, methinks
Then, I'm going to make a massive portion of sweet chilli chicken stir fry tomorrow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)