Today really is dragging like an ice age. 2 ice ages in fact.
On the upside I have an Italian girl that works with me that brought me a homemade cheese, cured pork and artichoke sarnie. All fresh brought from Italy yesterday. Fucking yum!

So is it a good idea to go out tonight as well?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:44, 98 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

As well as what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

As well as tomorrow, silly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

But i'm working tomorrow.
It's like you take no interest in what I'm doing whatsoever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Booo!
That's no good. NYE and a weekend!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

It's ok,
I'll be drinking at work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

OK, thank god.
I was about to call the NSPCWH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

What do you do?
*hopes its not ambulance driver*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I run a restaurant,
so the worst thing that will happen is punching a customer. So that's fine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm going out this evening.
And fully expect to end up going somewhere tomorrow as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

*beats chest* Wild West!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You know it Tiger!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Alright mate.
How was/is Boston?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Boston wasn't too bad... to summarise
* My wife and sister-in-law both got a stomach bug on Christmas Day.
* The people we had Christmas lunch with cannot cook (and they got a 27lb turkey to feed 9 meat eaters [excluding the staff]).
* I found decent bar and some excellent local beers.
* My wife and I had a massive argument. Once this was resolved we agreed that she would stay a few more days to hang out with her sister and relax. This means I am spending NYE on my own.
* I got some lovely gifts.
* I ate some excellent meals (apart from Christmas lunch).

So I would score it 5.5/10.

How was your Christmas?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It was okay.
I really don't like Christmas. I'm yet to resolve my 'what to do on NYE' plan myself.

So are you back now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yep I landed yesterday at 4.40am. It was a challenge to stay awake until the evening.
However following 6 pints, a curry and a wank I slept for 12 hours. I feel superb today.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

12 hour kips are fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

An extremely rare event for me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Not surprising now you own a small person.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Alright Stunned?
You knew the answer to your question before you asked it. You're just asking for our validation. To satisfy your need: yes. You should go out this evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Thanks, B.
You are, of course, correct.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not if you're having a big one tomorrow.
When I go to bed tonight I'm going to stay in there til about 7pm tomorrow otherwise I'll fall asleep on an East London dancefloor at some point on new year's day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

East London doesn't get going until 8am.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

The place my mates are headlining finishes at six.
Then we're off onto some place that stays open til two in the afternoon. Then a house party and then maybe off to Horse Meat Disco in Vauxhall that night. I'm terrified, I haven't done a two/three day session in god knows how long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I went out on - get this - WEDNESDAY night this week
I went to a mate's party where there was booze AND massive drugs. Even though I had work the next day. I felt like Monty Boyce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Scruffy and skint you mean?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Of course not scruffy
Lazy stereotyping demands I be dapper and well-groomed at all times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I had heard that someone on here was trying to groom you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Should have seen that coming
AS IT WERE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Why don't you stay in and read the bbc news website?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm having a lovely day eating and drinking and internetting and not going out until tonight.
There's not been enough pyjama-ing this holiday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I don't even own an pyjama
but as for plans tonight, I might see a girl, but I'm tempted to just stay in and drink wine and play computer games.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I just ripped my favourite pyjamas at the hem, but that will teach me that happiness does not come from material possessions.
They have character now.
My mate met a fella between Chrimbo and New Year last year and she's still with him. Of course, she's not you and this girl is not him, but, whatever, y'know. What will be will be etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)

the ex has just disappeared somewhere in bangkok during this exact period
i was getting several emails a day from other parts of the trip, but they set foot in bangkok yesterday and BANG, he has disappeared. i am convinced he has met some amazing bird and has spent the last 24 hours having mindblowing sex. but it is also possible he has been shot in the chest by a ping pong ball shot out of a twat at 100mph, or raped by a ladyboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Bangkok has him now.
The fucked up twat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

urrrrrrgh
such an accurate description :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

You're welcome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

put it this way
he looked gay
he went to bangkok
....?
profit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

it's soooo tedious
everyone on the other side on every single matter i have is away. all my colleagues are away. there are about 3 of us rattling around the entire floor. i will probably get to slope off (drinks, cinema and dinner, so could be worse) at about 4....

of course you should go out tonight. every fucker and his wife will be detoxing and saving money in jan, so make hangovers whilst the sun is shining.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)

What film are you going to see?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I wanna go see Happy Feet 2 with my mum but I'm worried it won't be on in the evenings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Can you not both go during the day?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Well yeah I guess but that would mean the weekend.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)

and full of skreiking kids

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Zackly
At first we were going to take some kids cos my mum said "We might look like paedos going to see a cartoon on our own." She must be a paedo because no normal person would even consider that.
Anyway I said I couldn;t be arsed borrowingg some kids.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)

hell is other people +'s kids

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

^ This
(without the +) My sisters kids on Christmas day were a fucking nightmare.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Just touch one of them up.
You'll never be subjected to them again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You're a wrongun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Like that's new information...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Going to the pier tomorrow night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Not without you, Jeff.
It just wouldn't be the same.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm not going again.
Not unless they dust the fucking place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

"new years eve"
i wanted to see "puss in boots" but it's only on at about 3.30. stupid westfield.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah. They went right downhill when Brian left.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I want to see that too but my last hope is my mate Vicki.
Really think she's the only one who'll go and see it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

i haven't heard whether it's good or dreadful
but puss is just so stupidly cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'll like it even if it is shit.
He's boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i saw it
dead good it is, really enjoyed it

8/10
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'd go and see it with you babe
but I hate the cinema. Or to be strictly accurate, the cinema hates my arthritic knees and punishes them with crippling legroom.

In other news, hello you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

yo!
We should get a pirate copy and watch it at the same time. I'm not pausing while you go to 'stretch your legs', pisspot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

well, screw you then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)

YEAH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'd rather go out in January.
Easier to get served at the bar.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

This is an alright read and that
www.senseaboutscience.org/data/files/resources/82/Celebrities-and-Science-2011.pdf
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I read that earlier
it's pretty interesting. celebrities are scary - that's what happens when normal people who have a high demand for attention are actually listened to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

oh hi stunned, i know you can't see this and all but you kinda threadstomped me here
i'm not complaining or owt but if you could delete out of courtesy it'd be much appreaciated, thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Well I'm off ot the pub this evening, even though I'm working tomorrow
So yeah, I guess so. I'm the best though so what's good for me might not be what's good for you lot
( Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

mortgage is through, solicitors searches and documents done
completion date could be any day, now.

Where can I get a shit load of cardboard boxes from?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Ask someone managery looking at the supermarket, they usually let you grab what you need from out back.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I think this will be my technique
Last time it was easy, I worked in a bookshop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

www.cardboardboxes.co.uk/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

"we buy and sell second hand boxes!"
while I can see this is a useful business, how the hell does someone concentrate long enough on boxes and not just fall asleep?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

First comes the money, then comes the power, and only then do the bitches come

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

*nods*
wise, man, wise.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

TGB!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Is she homeless now ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

You know that trick with the ping-pong balls that Oriental hookers are lazily stereotyped as being expert in?
TGB's like that with cardboard boxes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

hahahahhah
wait...I mean....that's terrible, don't be such a mysoginist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

It's more sizeist than mysoginist

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

What was wrong with the pork?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Swine flu

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

*applauds politely*
Very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Oh yeah and I saw a guy
haggling in a charity shop. Is there anything lower than that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

A friend of mine went to see Robbie Williams in concert and claimed to enjoy it
Apart from that, no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

So which one of you is really a tortoise?
www.futilitycloset.com/2011/12/29/party-of-one-3/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FutilityCloset+%28Futility+Closet%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Interesting BBC news link alert!
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2011/12/100_things_we_didnt_know_last_6.shtml
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Has anyone anywhere ever had a good haircut?
I've been butchered again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm rocking a quiff at the moment
Define "butchered"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

That's not a quiff...
EDIT: Please don't show your working
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Run-A-Round!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No. I haven't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I had my hair trimmed about 3 years ago
and about 7 years before that. It didn't look worse after than before, so I guess yes I have
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

god I'm bored, what interesting sfw websites are there around?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

One you might not be aware of.
www.bbc.co.uk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I've just remembered about this site
www.damninteresting.com/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)